I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?
This could be habit forming.
I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.
She seams nice
I was using my sewing machine the other day and started making musical notes, then i realized....
I'm a Singer songwriter
I shoplifted a sewing machine yesterday but I’m really regretting it.
It just doesn’t seam right.
I recently took a job writing jingles for a sewing machine company.
I’m a Singer songwriter.
I saw a raccoon with a sewing machine, I asked my wife "Does that raccoon know how to sew?"
She said, "That's how it seams"
Three sewing machines walk into a bar
The first says to the second, “Are you a Singer?”
The second replies, “Why, Janome?”
The third remarks, “Oh, Brother!”
My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working right
Not sure what’s wrong, it just seams a little off.
It's the size of a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
I bought my wife a used industrial sewing machine the other day. I asked if she liked it and she told me she's only used it once
But it seems strong
My friend got mad at me yesterday and I don't know why. He had just picked up a sewing machine and was telling me how exited he was to start sewing, so naturally I asked:
Sew what?
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
I write songs about sewing machines !
I'm a singer songwriter
I write songs about sewing machines.
I'm a Singer songwriter.
I write songs about sewing machines...
I’m a Singer songwriter.
I write songs about sewing machines.
I'm a singer songwriter.
my friend writes tunes about sewing machines
she's a Singer songwriter
