Fear of needles Puns

A list of puns related to "Fear of needles"

I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.

The doctor said “Quit Stalin”

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👤︎ u/RTCOAT
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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I used to have a cripling fear of needles

Needles to say it was a tough time of my life

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👤︎ u/madwaste
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Dad when doctors are putting in an IV

(I have a fear of needles) So when I was at the hospital for a surgery, and they were trying to get the IV in the top of my wrist, I was squirming and freaking out.

Dad: At least he won't be a heroin addict!

Nurse: -___-

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👤︎ u/trunks09
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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