A list of puns related to "Hypodermic Needle"
GRRRRRRR! Iβm SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RN! I sent my daughter to school with a load of chemicals and unauthorised drugs to shoot up and her headmistress TOOK THEM AWAY!!
So today was my little Pferalizaβs 6th birthday. Itβs such a blessing to be raising one too young to really remember the dreaded BC era-at this age the indoctrination process is much easier! And not to brag, but judging from the birthday wish list she wrote for me, Iβd say that so far my brainwashing tactics have been fairly effective-60 new N95s, a mini hazmat suit, a can of pepper spray to use on any maskless heretics at school, and finally her own set of hypodermic needles-she was trembling with joy when I recently told her she needs to learn to shoot up her own daily boosters like a big girl! After sheβd finished opening her gifts at the breakfast table I felt much more confident sending her to school than I do normally, with her new protective gear and all, but as we arrived I reminded her to shoot an extra little booster just before lunch, to be super-safe. After all, how badβs getting an abscess on your arm that needs to be lanced compared to having a cold for a week, really?
As I drove away I saw my clean and pious little girl disappear off into a huddle of filthy ungodly children-some of their faces were completely nude and the ones with the most decency had on at the very most 3 masks! Normally this would have sent me into a seething rage and caused me to run right into this massive petri dish to save my lil βLiza(as a devoted mother I am fully willing to die for my children!) but this time I had a bit more confidence in her ability to defend herself. I hope Iβm not turning into one of those weedy laissez-faire type mothers with no urge to mentally cripple my daughter-ahem-I mean keep her safe! And just like that, I was on my way.
As a special treat, I decided that Iβd grant Pferalizaβs class teacher a little gift as well-for a whopping THREE HOURS I didnβt interrupt her lessons with a single call, text or facetime invite asking for reassurance that my child hadnβt succumbed to the LItErAl pLaGueE! I spent the whole morning wetting my pants with terror, but I managed it! Iβve never allowed my daughter so much freedom in her life! As lunchtime was approaching, my anxiety prevailed and I finally couldnβt abstain any longer. I sprayed my mobile in sanitiser, put on some plastic gloves and checked my missed calls-I had 5 of them FROM PFERALIZAβS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL! Tears coursing do
... keep reading on reddit β‘I have always thought that the comparison between the two was fairly dumb and just an easy jab, a needle pushed far below the skin into the muscle pulling fluid from your veins or doing the opposite and injecting is go far offf the fuckin planet different then a needle poking into your epidermis and leaving a shallow scar filled with a little ink
One I always hate to think about is a spinal tap as well shoving a thick gauge needle in between vertebrae⦠what a nightmare and I have my spine tattooed
My ex-roommate used steroids and left behind a box of unused needles, as well as a jar of used ones. What should I do with them? They creep me out and I'd like to get rid of them asap
I mean, I noticed it when she injected Rena, but I could kind of wave that away, since Rena was asleep at the time. "Maybe she is a deep sleeper." It fits. But now with Mion, totally awake and aware? How did that happen? I think this might be the reason we didn't actually see the injection take place. They didn't want to have to make some dodgy explanation, so just left it up to our imaginations. I wonder if Satoko pulled the old, "Wait, hold still... there's a bee on your butt." trick. "OOPS! I tried to swat it away, but it seems to have stung you! Sorry about that!"
Do you think she practiced? I mean, she practices at everything else... for extended periods of time. Do you think she just spent an entire life-line stabbing random people with needles, just to get the technique down?
I found my toddler playing with a hypodermic needle tip. My friends say it is 18 or 26? No clue what that means, or how it got in my house. My husband and I didnβt bring it in, and my kids are all under 4. They (the ones that talk) said they didnβt know where it came from.
Iβm freaked out, and I want to get it tested. To add to the issue, I live in Korea. Drug use is low here. Seriously no clue where it came from, or where to get it tested. I have access to the military base/hospital, though itβs nearly impossible to get an appointment with in a month. My kid picked it up but I assume no one got pricked, otherwise we would have heard crying.
Any ideas? If I can respond with a pic I will post it.
Our cat was recently diagnosed with diabetes, and we are using two needles a day. Where can we get rid of them?
+++Thanks for all the replies. At least I have some possibilities now. Who knew it would be so complicated?+++
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