Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.
Dad: "You should tell the waitress you found a needle in those."
Me: Today was an awful day at work
Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it
Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...
It’s like finding a needle in a haystack.
They are always looking for a needle in a haystack.
Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.
So pull thay baby closer
Like that kid in your enclosure
That Harambe call his home
Shoot a bullet through his shoulder
Pull the sheets right of the corner
Of the haystack that he stole
From his brother back in jungle
Harambe's never getting older!