Haystack Puns

This is the last straw.

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

Dad: "You should tell the waitress you found a needle in those."

Me: Today was an awful day at work

Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it

Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...

It’s like finding a needle in a haystack.

They are always looking for a needle in a haystack.

Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.

So pull thay baby closer

Like that kid in your enclosure

That Harambe call his home

Shoot a bullet through his shoulder

Pull the sheets right of the corner

Of the haystack that he stole

From his brother back in jungle

Harambe's never getting older!