What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?

This is the last straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jillyjoyohoho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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My brother ordered haystack onions at a restaurant.

Dad: "You should tell the waitress you found a needle in those."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smmllr95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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On the dad joke scale, I got my first ever eye-roll and sharp exhale WITH a walk out of the room from my wife!

Me: Today was an awful day at work

Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it

Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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People are injecting racehorses with steroids, but the cops are finding it difficult to convict them.

It’s like finding a needle in a haystack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Why do junkies like farms?

They are always looking for a needle in a haystack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5jor5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I had a friends named Samantha and Elanore

Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Dad Poem for Harambe (Closer Remix)

So pull thay baby closer

Like that kid in your enclosure

That Harambe call his home

Shoot a bullet through his shoulder

Pull the sheets right of the corner

Of the haystack that he stole

From his brother back in jungle

Harambe's never getting older!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KappaKeppa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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