50 Shades of Hay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'

My Nose will be streaming soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Not mine but hay, its still pretty good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffl3copter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Made from whole hay (Made by Vincent Trinidad)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Hey! There’s hay in the road! v.redd.it/jss1e9ygnwh31
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Spotted at the county fair. He's probably part of the Hay-waymen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HosstaLaVista
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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A farmer’s convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.

He was out on bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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People who identify as hay can now get married.

They just have to find a bale bondsman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingerd33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propagansus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?

A straw-berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Hay, y'all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I've had enough of people stealing my hay...

It's the last straw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machi_koro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for stealing hay?

He made bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonder-er
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I have hay-fever at the moment

Snot funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bansel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Passed a farm with a sign that said "selling hay", but there was noone there

They might get more business selling "hello's" or "hi's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P_mp_n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls

The livestock can’t get a square meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_frankenstein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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A guy I knew tried to steal some hay but he got caught and was sent to prison.

I had to bale him out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I was cutting hay today when all the workers left!

I don't know why they baled on me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze

But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxxbreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...

I didn’t want to so I bailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Hay!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cerealcake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Hay there! (soon-to-be-me in real life)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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A man has been admitted to hospital, smelling of horses and with hay sprouting from his ears.

Doctors say he is in a stable condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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β€œHey Dad” β€œHay? That’s what horses eat”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zac_george
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cMASHM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home.

Allergies In Da House

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopecs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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A farmer was arrested and soon after a large quantity of hay was FedExed to the police station. When they asked the farmer if he had anything to do with it he said...

"Yeah I asked my son to post my bale."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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The doctors have moved me from a private room, to a stall with hay and water.

They are trying to stable-ize me.

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Hay Girl... imgur.com/jDsq3zZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_uwang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2013
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Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?

Cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.

It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?

It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay?

He made bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyersfan3452
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3oons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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If horses eat hay, what do gay horses eat???

HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashforchunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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