chickpeas
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
He's a has-bean.
One is a mealy peanut the other is a peely me nut.
I’m a human bean
No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.
...You should've bean there.
Chickpeas
Jack and the beans talk.
The creature from the black legume!
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
I was fucking nuts
Ugh, I hate flying, I never have enough legume
The van has never had so much legume!
