Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump didn’t pay 50k to have a garbanzo bean on his face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
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I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.

It was hummuside.

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Garbanzo bean kidding me
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.

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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

He got it at a second hand store...

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The black eyed peas can sing us a tune

But the chick peas can only hummus one

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What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?

Hummuside

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death

The police are treating it as a hummuside

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From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?

Hummuscide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicey_mouseturds
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Which legume do you find in women's toilets?

chickpeas

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Did you hear about the farmer who drowned in chickpeas?

The police suspect it was a hummucide.

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Dressing to impress
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What, you don’t like hummus??

Chick, please!

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What do you call it when a chickpea kills another chickpea?

Hummus-ide :)

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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

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What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforpajamas
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/number9spud
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everybody can roast a beef ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SportsBrus
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Literally just got this one from Dad...

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.πŸ˜…

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