Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump didnβt pay 50k to have a garbanzo bean on his face
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Garbanzo bean kidding me
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
He got it at a second hand store...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The black eyed peas can sing us a tune
But the chick peas can only hummus one
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Whatβs it called when you kill chickpeas?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
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︎ Nov 24 2020
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Which legume do you find in women's toilets?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
In memory of my Dad, hereβs his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Did you hear about the farmer who drowned in chickpeas?
The police suspect it was a hummucide.
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︎ May 07 2019
Dressing to impress
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︎ May 16 2017
What, you donβt like hummus??
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What do you call it when a chickpea kills another chickpea?
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Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Whatβs the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Iβve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Jun 24 2017
What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face
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︎ Feb 15 2019
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
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︎ Sep 23 2017
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my face!
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︎ May 19 2014
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Everybody can roast a beef ;)
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Literally just got this one from Dad...
What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.π
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