Why is carrot more faithful than hummus?
The carrot sticks but the hummus dips.
What Do You Call Award-Winning Hummus That is Past its Expiration Date?
Posthummus.
How do the members of Blink-182 like to eat their hummus?
With naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan-naan-naan!
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
I'm going to start a hummus brand that comes in really difficult to open containers.
It's gonna be called 'hummus posta eat this'.
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
Yo I need some good puns for a promposal. She likes hummus
My cousin had hummus confiscated by the TSA today.
Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
What, you donβt like hummus??
Chick, please!
Do you know why men like hummus?
Itβs made out of chickpeas, not dudepeas.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
Did you get a side of hummus?
It's a hummuside.....
Said by my uncle while out to eat.
Why did my wife steal my hummus?
Because they're called chick peas, not dude peas.
