So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.
βDo you feel alright? Gosh I donβt know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.β
(Falafel β> βfeel-awfulβ)
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Did you know Donald Trump's favorite Mediterranean food is falafel?
He makes me falafel every day.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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︎ May 12 2018
Whenever I see the word "falafel"...
It makes me think "feel awful" instead. It's a serious problem...and I falafel about it.
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︎ May 04 2017
Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?
Because it goes well with Hamas.
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︎ Apr 26 2018
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︎ Mar 02 2014
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What did the chickpea say when it had a stomachache?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...
But Iβd falafel if I offended anyone.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I just ate some out-of-date, mouldy chickpeas.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.
She said, βSorry, but not Sari.β
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Never eat expired Greek food.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I keep randomly shouting out βBroccoliβ and βCauliflowerβ
I think I might have Florets.
(Edinburgh fringe festival 2019: credit to the comedian Olaf Falafel)
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I had some Greek food that upset my stomach.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Today I grabbed lunch at this Middle-Eastern food truck.
I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I knocked over an Israeli food cart...
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︎ Aug 10 2018
I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...
But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Dad and daughter come into the restaurant I work at. He was crackin me up the whole time.
They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.
Dad: How do you pronounce that one?
Me: Falafel?
Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..
Daughter: (Face palm)
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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.
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and again..
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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.
Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.
Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)
Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)
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︎ Aug 25 2013
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
my granddad had an accident eating curry
he slipped into a korma.
But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.
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︎ Nov 24 2017
I want to go to Florida, but I'm worried about that tzatziki virus.
I heard it makes you falafel.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
What did the hungover pita sandwich say?
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︎ Oct 26 2017
Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?
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︎ Nov 29 2017
What's a sick persons favorite food?
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︎ Sep 27 2017
Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad
He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"
I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".
He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".
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︎ Sep 17 2017
I always eat Greek food to cure my hangover but it never works.
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︎ May 14 2018
Throwback Dad joke-How many pancakes can Jughead eat?
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︎ Apr 07 2017
Why was the Shawarma on workers compensation?
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︎ Aug 10 2016
After spending the day eating vegetarian food
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︎ Mar 01 2017
I just started a new Middle Eastern only diet and can't say I recommend it
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︎ Sep 25 2015
Did you hear about the man who brought dips to bed?
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︎ Feb 21 2015
Despite much doubt concerning the legality of his excess consumption of Greek cuisine, it was indeed..
... fully lawful to feel awful after getting full off all that falafel.
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︎ Apr 22 2015
I think I had some bad food at the Middle Eastern restaurant last night.
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︎ Jan 17 2017
I think I'm allergic to Middle Eastern food.
Every time I eat it I falafel.
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︎ Dec 03 2014
Made a joke about middle eastern food to my fiance..
and he told me it was stupid. He was right and I falafel about it.
(Original joke was "You know how I feel after I eat middle eastern food? I falafel." He was not amused and just shook his head at me.)
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︎ Oct 17 2016
I Can't Eat Mediterranean Food
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︎ May 31 2019
I just ate Halal food.
I don't think it agreed with me, I falafel.
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︎ May 13 2019
I just ate too much middle eastern food.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
I think I ate some spoiled Middle Eastern food last night...
.....cause now I falafel.
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