I went to an all you can eat Lebanese restaurant today and had too much to eat.

Now I just falafel.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.

Instead she just made me falafel.

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👤︎ u/wils_152
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Dad and daughter come into the restaurant I work at. He was crackin me up the whole time.

They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.

Dad: How do you pronounce that one?

Me: Falafel?

Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..

Daughter: (Face palm)

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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.

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and again..

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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.

Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.

Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)

Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)

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👤︎ u/Riggy60
📅︎ Aug 25 2013
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Made a joke about middle eastern food to my fiance..

and he told me it was stupid. He was right and I falafel about it.

(Original joke was "You know how I feel after I eat middle eastern food? I falafel." He was not amused and just shook his head at me.)

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