It's been months since I've had a mutton kebab

I just can't seem to find a lamb doner

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Innovandit
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Ass kebab
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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Seekh kebab, not attention
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What do you call a free offal kebab?

An organ doner.

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My dad made shish kebabs.

Dad: "These are some pretty fancy shish kebabs. They should be called shish ke-Roberts instead."

Standing ovation

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What do you call the kind of woman you'd take home with a kebab after a night out?

Donna.

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What do you call a takeaway with dignity?

An honour kebab.

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What's a cannibal's favourite cheat meal?

Donor kebab.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JamalalAtete
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Whatโ€™s the quietest dinner?

A Shhhh Kebab

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What is a Turkish librarianโ€™s favorite food?

A ssssssshhh kebab.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Funny name for a shop selling Nazi memorabilia?

I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?

Suggestions gratefully received!

(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)

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Telluride, CO

Convo with my roommate a few minutes ago...

Me: Hey, want to get Curry n Kebab for lunch tomorrow?

RM: E's picking me up for Telluride at one tomorrow so I probably won't have time.

Me: Well you better Telluride that they gonn' have to wait for you to eat ya curry!

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Why have abs...

When you can have kebabs?

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