Kebab Puns

A list of puns related to "Kebab"

What do you call an off kilter kebab?

Askewer

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👤︎ u/ghostguy590
📅︎ May 05 2021
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It's been months since I've had a mutton kebab

I just can't seem to find a lamb doner

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👤︎ u/Innovandit
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Ass kebab
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👤︎ u/blisteringbarnacles_
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Seekh kebab, not attention
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👤︎ u/jonbarfila
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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My dad made shish kebabs.

Dad: "These are some pretty fancy shish kebabs. They should be called shish ke-Roberts instead."

Standing ovation

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👤︎ u/contraaa
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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What do you call a free offal kebab?

An organ doner.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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What do you call the kind of woman you'd take home with a kebab after a night out?

Donna.

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👤︎ u/JamesDavidsonLives
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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What do bears in Turkey say when they see tourists in sleeping bags?

Kebab Wrap.

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👤︎ u/FullMoon-Horror
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call a takeaway with dignity?

An honour kebab.

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👤︎ u/Maaaaaardy
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What’s the quietest dinner?

A Shhhh Kebab

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👤︎ u/Cuclean
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What's a cannibal's favourite cheat meal?

Donor kebab.

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👤︎ u/JamalalAtete
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?

A ssssssshhh kebab.

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👤︎ u/berlinshit
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Funny name for a shop selling Nazi memorabilia?

I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?

Suggestions gratefully received!

(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)

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👤︎ u/frood77
📅︎ Aug 15 2016
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Telluride, CO

Convo with my roommate a few minutes ago...

Me: Hey, want to get Curry n Kebab for lunch tomorrow?

RM: E's picking me up for Telluride at one tomorrow so I probably won't have time.

Me: Well you better Telluride that they gonn' have to wait for you to eat ya curry!

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👤︎ u/bigreddmachine
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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