Did you know Donald Trump's favorite Mediterranean food is falafel?
He makes me falafel every day.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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︎ May 12 2018
Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?
Because it goes well with Hamas.
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︎ Apr 26 2018
Whenever I see the word "falafel"...
It makes me think "feel awful" instead. It's a serious problem...and I falafel about it.
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︎ May 04 2017
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︎ Mar 02 2014
I can never eat Mediterranean food...
It always makes me falafel.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I went to an all you can eat Lebanese restaurant today and had too much to eat.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
How do you feel when you get sick after eating Mediterranean food?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.
I can't help but falafel.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What did the chickpea say when it had a stomachache?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.
She said, βSorry, but not Sari.β
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...
But Iβd falafel if I offended anyone.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I just ate some out-of-date, mouldy chickpeas.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Never eat expired Greek food.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I had some Greek food that upset my stomach.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Dad and daughter come into the restaurant I work at. He was crackin me up the whole time.
They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.
Dad: How do you pronounce that one?
Me: Falafel?
Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..
Daughter: (Face palm)
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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.
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and again..
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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.
Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.
Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)
Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)
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︎ Aug 25 2013
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I knocked over an Israeli food cart...
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︎ Aug 10 2018
Today I grabbed lunch at this Middle-Eastern food truck.
I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...
But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What did the hungover pita sandwich say?
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︎ Oct 26 2017
I want to go to Florida, but I'm worried about that tzatziki virus.
I heard it makes you falafel.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?
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︎ Nov 29 2017
What's a sick persons favorite food?
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︎ Sep 27 2017
Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad
He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"
I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".
He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".
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︎ Sep 17 2017
Throwback Dad joke-How many pancakes can Jughead eat?
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︎ Apr 07 2017
I always eat Greek food to cure my hangover but it never works.
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︎ May 14 2018
Why was the Shawarma on workers compensation?
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︎ Aug 10 2016
After spending the day eating vegetarian food
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︎ Mar 01 2017
I just started a new Middle Eastern only diet and can't say I recommend it
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︎ Sep 25 2015
Did you hear about the man who brought dips to bed?
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︎ Feb 21 2015
I think I ate some spoiled Middle Eastern food last night...
.....cause now I falafel.
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︎ Mar 15 2016
I Can't Eat Mediterranean Food
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︎ May 31 2019
I just ate Halal food.
I don't think it agreed with me, I falafel.
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︎ May 13 2019
I just ate too much middle eastern food.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
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