Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.

Lunch is on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why does sonic love ramadan?

Because he's gotta go fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Sonic trailer is released as a reminder that Ramadan is next week

and that I have to go fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The Sonic the hedgehog trailer has dropped right on the eve of Ramadan, this is a subtle nod to the fact that Sonic's gotta go fast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMightyPanda27
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why did the Muslim get a speeding ticket during Ramadan?

He was going to fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmon_Just_The_Tip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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Do you know why the Ramadan exists?

After the fasting you become even more muSlim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeholderBR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?

Everybody loves Ramadan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why is Sonic the Hedgehog a good, god-fearing Muslim?

Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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My dad had a stroke of accidental genius

It's Ramadan right now (fasting month for muslims) and I was talking to my dad when he told me that it's the last day.

I said, "Can't believe it's the last day already."

And he says, "Yeah, it's so fast!"

He didn't realize he made a joke at first, but after that, we shared a sensible chuckle and a high five.

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running like it's ramadan because I gotta go fast.
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