Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
Lunch is on me.
Why does sonic love ramadan?
Because he's gotta go fast
Sonic trailer is released as a reminder that Ramadan is next week
and that I have to go fast
The Sonic the hedgehog trailer has dropped right on the eve of Ramadan, this is a subtle nod to the fact that Sonic's gotta go fast
Why did the Muslim get a speeding ticket during Ramadan?
He was going to fast
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?
Everybody loves Ramadan.
Why is Sonic the Hedgehog a good, god-fearing Muslim?
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
My dad had a stroke of accidental genius
It's Ramadan right now (fasting month for muslims) and I was talking to my dad when he told me that it's the last day.
I said, "Can't believe it's the last day already."
And he says, "Yeah, it's so fast!"
He didn't realize he made a joke at first, but after that, we shared a sensible chuckle and a high five.
Why isn't sonic eating or swearing in Ramadan?
He's gotta go fast
running like it's ramadan because I gotta go fast.
