I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
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Whatβs it called when you kill chickpeas?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldnβt pay $50 to let a lentil on my face.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What did the chickpea say when it had a stomachache?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I spent the past few minutes throwing chickpeas at my cat's feet...
I used the beans to bean the beans.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I just ate some out-of-date, mouldy chickpeas.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Police found a dead chickpea that was smashed
They ruled it out as hummuscide
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.
But whenever I make them I felafel.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I gave my wife some ground chickpeas and she choked to death.
The cops are treating it as a hummus-cide.
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︎ May 03 2020
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Did anyone else hear about the guy who they caught smashing chickpeas?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Did you hear about the farmer who drowned in chickpeas?
The police suspect it was a hummucide.
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︎ May 07 2019
What happens when one chickpea kills another?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Why did the vegan stop eating chickpeas?
To stop supporting hummuside.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas.
It's an obvious case of hummuscide.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Did you hear about the chickpea that tripped over?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What do you call a gay chickpea?
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︎ Apr 13 2015
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Since ove seen a couple dirty jokes here... what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Nobody pays 50 bucks for a lentil on the face
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︎ Jun 29 2018
Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?
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︎ Nov 29 2017
Whatβs your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
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︎ Mar 02 2018
Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?
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︎ May 04 2018
A group of chickpeas are talking. One says that they really enjoys singing.
Another one in the group asks "Oh, really? How about you hummus a tune?"
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︎ Feb 24 2015
Did you hear about the crushed chickpea?
It gained fame post-hummusly
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︎ Sep 06 2016
The chickpea was honoured for its great taste... post-houmously
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︎ Jan 22 2015
Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Ivanka Trump: Whatβs the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on me before.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Iβve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face
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︎ Feb 15 2019
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Jun 24 2017
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea
Nobody has ever paid $200 to have a lentil on their face.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
What do you call it when a chickpea kills another chickpea?
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︎ Mar 21 2015
What do you call it when someone dies from eating too many chickpeas?
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︎ Apr 22 2018
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
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︎ Sep 23 2017
What's the difference between a Garbonzo Bean and a Chickpea?
I've never had a Garbonzo bean on my chest.
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︎ Nov 21 2017
What's the difference between a mung bean and a chickpea?
Donald Trump has never had a mung bean on his face.
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︎ Jan 13 2017
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face.
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︎ Nov 30 2017
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my face!
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