What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
I spent the past few minutes throwing chickpeas at my cat's feet...
I used the beans to bean the beans.
I just ate some out-of-date, mouldy chickpeas.
What do you call a chickpea that's not into chicks?
Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.
But whenever I make them I felafel.
Police found a dead chickpea that was smashed
They ruled it out as hummuscide
I gave my wife some ground chickpeas and she choked to death.
The cops are treating it as a hummus-cide.
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
Did anyone else hear about the guy who they caught smashing chickpeas?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
Did you hear about the farmer who drowned in chickpeas?
The police suspect it was a hummucide.
What happens when one chickpea kills another?
Why did the vegan stop eating chickpeas?
To stop supporting hummuside.
The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas.
It's an obvious case of hummuscide.
Did you hear about the chickpea that tripped over?
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
I dropped my chickpeas on the floor today
Since ove seen a couple dirty jokes here... what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Nobody pays 50 bucks for a lentil on the face
What do you call it when someone dies from eating too many chickpeas?
Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?
What’s your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?
A group of chickpeas are talking. One says that they really enjoys singing.
Another one in the group asks "Oh, really? How about you hummus a tune?"
Did you hear about the crushed chickpea?
It gained fame post-hummusly
The chickpea was honoured for its great taste... post-houmously
What happens when you eat bad chickpeas?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Ivanka Trump: What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on me before.
What do you call a gay chickpea?
What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea
Nobody has ever paid $200 to have a lentil on their face.
What do you call it when a chickpea kills another chickpea?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
What's the difference between a Garbonzo Bean and a Chickpea?
I've never had a Garbonzo bean on my chest.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face.
What's the difference between a mung bean and a chickpea?
Donald Trump has never had a mung bean on his face.
You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my face!
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