Garbanzo Bean Puns

A list of puns related to "Garbanzo Bean"

I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.

It was hummuside.

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👤︎ u/imtherealmellowone
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/InnocuousDaisy
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Garbanzo bean kidding me
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👤︎ u/sonofthesolstice
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.

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👤︎ u/thevectorvictor
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

He got it at a second hand store...

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👤︎ u/Mickets
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?

Hummuside

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👤︎ u/Travis-Tarbox
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/ihasanali
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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👤︎ u/wonka88
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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Dressing to impress
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👤︎ u/nickelbackfan1000
📅︎ May 16 2017
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What do you call it when a chickpea kills another chickpea?

Hummus-ide :)

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👤︎ u/MiseryAd
📅︎ Mar 21 2015
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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

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👤︎ u/InnocuousDaisy
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Ivanka Trump: What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.

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👤︎ u/Joezze
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/madeinbuffalo
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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👤︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/HikerSethT
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/ShtyBill
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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👤︎ u/OVdose
📅︎ Jun 24 2017
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What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face

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👤︎ u/thehybridview
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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👤︎ u/thisissami
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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You know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my face!

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👤︎ u/timeforpajamas
📅︎ May 19 2014
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Literally just got this one from Dad...

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.😅

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👤︎ u/thisguy_777
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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