its all beans????
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Wait, its all beans?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funky555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?

We believe they're holy frijoles!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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Black Beans Matter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Jonathan0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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Why did the Scotsman only eat 239 beans?

Because if he had one more he’d be (Scottish accent) two farty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hakuna-matodda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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Always has bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/--no-u-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Ivanka Trump: What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joezze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Pirates of the carib bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arie_sge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DueTry9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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What is a bag of beans you can't eat?

A beanbag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Which bean loves women the most?

The lesbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophiemich
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What is the friendliest bean in the world?

The howvya bean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?

Any more and it would be two farty...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Did you know every can of Busch's baked beans has exactly 239 beans?

Just one more and it'd be "too farty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UbiquitousFiend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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This morning, my wife was grinding coffee beans and suddenly said, β€œWe’re through.”

It was grounds for divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Coffee beans must have the lowest self-esteem...

They’re always getting roasted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Be there or bean square
πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moolie-sheep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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God blessed my beans and meat

It's spirit-chilli ready to eat

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?

A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What do you call Mexican jumping beans with a cold?

Coffee beans.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Mr. Lima Bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronicallySad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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At the end of the day we're all human beans

And together, we will rice!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMagnet27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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People who eat beans everyday,

Have a higher risk of having a fart attack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeinbuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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bean.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrongSmokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more and it'll be too-farty

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluePantera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Tik tok bean o clock
πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamid1103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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At the end of the day, we’re all Human Beans.

And together, we will rice.

Lettuce Pray.

Ramen.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgomina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?

To make sure they are well roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aggressive_Pear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Easier than stealing a bean from a beanie baby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Bean bag chair
πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftYokai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Garbanzo bean kidding me
πŸ‘︎ 24
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofthesolstice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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So my daughter was eating leftover baked beans for lunch, and she said really likes them...

I told she could be my Beanie Baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladmaximus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Bean nice
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kremit321
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Coffee isn't electrically conductive in bean form.

But it is when it's ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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You got Bean boozled!
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guille_641
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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How many beans are in a can?

239, one more and you’d be too farty

Credit: u/theboomerman and where ever he got it from

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakedurlrobot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Me making dinner: How much green beans should I make? Two cans?

Or I can try to make parrots instead...

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theblumkin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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BIG BEANS [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candlefrog_king
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What do you call it when you throw lima beans into a river?

A podcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elruler22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HikerSethT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on me before.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leomff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why are there only 239 beans in a can?

If there’s one more, it would be too farty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanIAm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Coffee Beans are bad parents. Their kids are always grounded.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathGuyTony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why are there only 239 beans in a can of beans?

In thick Irish accent

Because if there were one more it’d be too farty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckycastle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Me and the boys out at 3am looking for BEANS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedegame
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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If you work for Starbucks, and are caught stealing beans...

It's grounds for dismissal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I think I put too many baked beans in my eyes

It was a poor decision, in Heinz sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Cool beans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andienchancer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My friend was making some beans in tomato sauce for dinner and she spilled some

then she giggled and said β€œwe can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mo4na
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Do you know what you call a yellow bean?

A beannana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetMyMeat308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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u/mrstickman reviews vanilla bean ice cream old.reddit.com/r/ReviewsO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Send_me_Your_Code
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Did you know there is a limit of 239 beans in a can of beans?

Adding 1 more would make it 2 farty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deebo305
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why are there only 287 beans in a can?

If there were 288, it would be two gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroYo10101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boider223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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My attempt at juggling 3 cans of beans resulted in a messy kitchen,

in Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Beans, beans they’re good for your heart,

The more you eat...wait, how did it start?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do Russians say to people who eat too many beans?

Are you done Putin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaginakween68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why does Irish bean soup have 239 beans?

1 more & it'd be 'too farty'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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My friend came over and asked what i was writing and i spilled the beans...

I've got a bean and paper salad now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonFireKitty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you call a vampire that eats lots of beans?

Count Fartula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augmented_Lawyer
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up?

In cairns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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"I say ole bean, java pen?" "Why yes, I do what Sumatra with yours? "Cool beans mines not too perky."
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangopojke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What happened to the coffee bean when he was bad?

He got grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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the bean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baudia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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What kind of beans are in God's burrito?

Holy Frijoles!

(PS this is original as far as I can tell, so proud yuk yuk)

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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cool beans
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?

Soy Bean

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvil-14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My dad and his beans.
πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfucks13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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What do you call a coffee bean security guard?

A grounds-keeper

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Do you know why the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more would be too-farty

πŸ‘︎ 108
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MizzElissa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What did one bean dude say to another bean dude?

How’ve you bean,dude!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexicantrombone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call beans that are seasoned with marijuana?

Baked beans.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holy_mountain_666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What did one bean say to the other bean?

Hold me close, I’m a little bit chili.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/impressiver
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShtyBill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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bean a long time
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yehogol131
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehybridview
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I sent my brother navy beans, because he's in the Navy

No. That's the whole joke. I'm just waiting til he receives the package now

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ablette531
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.

Only when it's ground.

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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At the end of the day, we are all just human beans.
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/710LivingLegend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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