It's called inuendo
But I put them behind me
"Doc, I haven't pooped in a week! Please help!"
Doc says sure, and writes him a prescription for a weeks worth of suppositories.
Man comes back the next day, "doc, I took the entire script last night, but nothing happened!"
The doc is shocked, as in his experience suppositories are very effective, and after taking a weeks worth he should have definitely had a BM. Oh well, the doc thinks, and gives him another weeks worth.
Guy comes back the next day. The doc says incredulously, "you've taken 2 weeks worth of suppositories in 2 days, and nothing happened?!?! What are you doing with them, eating them?!?!"
The man replies, "What'd you expect me to do with them, Shove 'em up my ass?!?!"
I don't know if this would normally be considered a dad joke, but it's my dad's favorite joke so I think it should count.
My wife was complaining of constipation- when in reality she was in labor. "Can you pick me up an enema or suppository?"
Without skipping a beat, I said "of course- sit tight!"
Is my favourite brand of Italian suppository.
Doctor says "did you know you have a suppository in your ear?"
Old man replies "well that explains what happened to my hearing aid!"
Just sitting at a computer....I overhear her say,
"I have to go give this ass a suppository."