Pliers was complaining about the Screwdriver.

And then the Drill stepped in and said "Don't mind him. He's just a tool".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRock777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I asked my wife if she wanted a little Screwdriver as a nightcap.

The eye roll shook the house, but my kids absolutely loved it.

https://i.imgur.com/1Q4vecg.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobz
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What would happen if you got shot by a screwdriver?

You’d be screwed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Collapse
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prashantuprety8
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A Firefighter ran into a school holding a screwdriver and yelled...

Quick, everyone get out, this is NOT a drill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?

Did they really all belong to Phillip?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security

They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What does the screwdriver do?

Drive the screws nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sopra_sopra
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Screwdrivers

I prefer to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stromtropper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?

Do they really belong to Philip?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œhey, we have a drink named after you!”

The screwdriver replies β€œwhat? Kevin?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whattajosh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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My wife asked me what kind of screwdriver I needed

I told her Phillips head, but to give it back to Phil when I'm finished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yabkuulzzl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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So I Went To A Department Store To Find A Screwdriver

I asked the guy working there where I could find one. The guy working there then called someone. Moments later a driver who seemed as if he had a screw loose showed up. The guy, "You wanted a screwdriver right? Here you go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FearlessTheFallen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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If a screwdriver is a tool that drives screws...

...is a hammer a tool that hams?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiner_bock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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A screwdriver walks into a bar...

The bartender looks over at him and says " Hey, I've got a drink named after you!" Confused, the screwdriver looks to the bartender and replies, "You've got a drink named Harold?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthokne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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There was an army of screwdrivers once.

They weren't good at fighting, but nobody could beat them at drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/James123182
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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