And then the Drill stepped in and said "Don't mind him. He's just a tool".
The eye roll shook the house, but my kids absolutely loved it.
You’d be screwed.
Quick, everyone get out, this is NOT a drill!
Did they really all belong to Phillip?
like when you have to change someone's mind.
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Do they really belong to Philip?
The screwdriver replies “what? Kevin?”
I told her Phillips head, but to give it back to Phil when I'm finished
I asked the guy working there where I could find one. The guy working there then called someone. Moments later a driver who seemed as if he had a screw loose showed up. The guy, "You wanted a screwdriver right? Here you go."
...is a hammer a tool that hams?
The bartender looks over at him and says " Hey, I've got a drink named after you!" Confused, the screwdriver looks to the bartender and replies, "You've got a drink named Harold?"