Before the crowbar was invented...

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Most crows drank at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme_ilike
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Fun fack: before the crowbar was invented

Most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Juice14
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My kids bought me a crowbar for my birthday

I love it. It’s my prise possession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sluggieoz
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True fact: Before the crowbar was invented.

Most crows drank at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
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Before the crowbar was invented

Crows had to drink at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaSnookGuy23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Did you know that before the crowbar was invented

They just drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaderMcTater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What happend before the crowbar was invented?

Crows had to drink at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Little known fact: before crowbars were invented...

Most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSignGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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It was such a sad time before crowbars were invented

Crows had to do their drinking at home.

Dad was in rare form tonight :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggravatingOrder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Little known fact...Before the invention of the crowbar

crows did all their drinking at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call a pub that’s famous for its murders?

A crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katonce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Keep trying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/audacious_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Where do birds go to get drunk?

The Crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkdinner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What do you call a pair of crows sitting next to each other?

An attempted murder.

*A group of crows is called a murder.

A friend of mine collects info and puns about crows and told me this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisabledCreative
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Where do crows go to get smashed?

A Crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shplurgle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What tool does a pub for ravens second as?

A crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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A little known fact...

Before crowbars were invented, crows often drank at home.

Xpost r/jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Ravens fans are so tough...

...they hang out in crowbars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory,
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doty152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What's an alcoholic crows favorite tool?

A crowbar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodney54
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Where do birds go to drink their troubles away?

The crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Where do Gordon Freeman and Jon Snow meet for drinks ?

The Crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Did you hear? There was a murder at the pub last night.

The news report said it happened at a crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstewart09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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There was a murder over at a local tavern

Evidence shows that it was a crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Where do thieving birds go to drink?

... A crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenjan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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A crow's favorite place to drink

The crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42undead2
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Where do crows go to drink?

A crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What did crows do before the crowbar was invented?

They drank at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Girafffiiee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Before crowbars were invented...

Most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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TRUE FACT

Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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A little known fact...

Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to do their drinking at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Where do birds go to drink

A crowbar

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