My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...
...whereas torque is cheap.
My PhD was about torque
I guess that makes me a spin doctor
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
In what is the torque of Chinese women measured?
In bound feet.
What is the standerd German torque value?
gutentight
I can never have a good conversation about wrenches with anyone...
I guess there just isn’t that much to torque about.
My German car has some weird specs for torquing the lug nuts
The manual just says to get them gutentight
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's Björk's York Torque Corp.
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
Did you hear about the diesel engine who wouldn't shut up?
He was all torque.
I got my Friend while working on his car
We had a nut that we could not get off by hand, we had a cheater bar and still could not get it free. He decided to use his leg to push the cheater bar. I asked him how many "Foot" pounds of torque he got that way.
Wouldn't be Christmas dinner without a terrible Dad joke.
My brother was talking about his new torque wrench, and my dad says "You should be careful with that", and, as we all glare at him, waiting for the punchline, he says, "Didn't Miley Cyrus get in trouble for torque-ing?"
