My son asked me what the difference was between horsepower and torque. I explained that horsepower is often more expensive the greater the amount...

...whereas torque is cheap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My PhD was about torque

I guess that makes me a spin doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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In what is the torque of Chinese women measured?

In bound feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottotrees
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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What is the standerd German torque value?

gutentight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yankee-bor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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My German car has some weird specs for torquing the lug nuts

The manual just says to get them gutentight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt2893
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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I can never have a good conversation about wrenches with anyone...

I guess there just isn’t that much to torque about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyBeast_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt

Personally, I think he torques out of his ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the diesel engine who wouldn't shut up?

He was all torque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djbamc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I got my Friend while working on his car

We had a nut that we could not get off by hand, we had a cheater bar and still could not get it free. He decided to use his leg to push the cheater bar. I asked him how many "Foot" pounds of torque he got that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toeonly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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Wouldn't be Christmas dinner without a terrible Dad joke.

My brother was talking about his new torque wrench, and my dad says "You should be careful with that", and, as we all glare at him, waiting for the punchline, he says, "Didn't Miley Cyrus get in trouble for torque-ing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodgod-lemon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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