If a man is addicted to braking fluid...
Can he stop any time he wants?
BRAKING NEWS!!!
I was successfully able to stop my car.
My dad told me about a guy addicted to braking fluids...
...but he could stop at any moment
One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon
Sure, I drink brake fluid
I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta
Now the party never stops
What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
I love brake fluid.
Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!
20 years ago, my girlfriend’s parking brake went out
Our relationship went downhill fast.
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
My wife says that I should worry about the brakes on my car instead of posting on Reddit
My friend is addicted to brake cleaner
He says he can stop whenever he wants
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
I think my brakes were made by Disney...
Because they whistle while they work.
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants.
There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid
He says he can stop anytime
(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)
People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid
I always say, “I can stop whenever I want.”
During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid
But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
Why did the car and his wife get a divorce?
She wouldn't give him a brake.
What’s a car’s favorite meal?
What do cars do at the disco?
Lance Armstrong admitted another crime
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid
I keep telling her I could stop at any time
I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.
They were just slowing me down.
Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.
They’re really sensitive.
People who run behind cars get exhausted.
But people who run in front of cars get tired.
My bike won't stand on it's own.
Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He said he could stop any time he wants.
When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home
imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
Sure, I drink brake fluid.
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I can stop any time I want.
i know a guy addicted to brake fluid
he says he can stop any time.
Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!
So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?
I can stop any time I want.
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....
Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
But it's ok I can stop at any time.
I’m addicted to brake fluid,
On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!
I am addicted to brake fluid
But I can stop whenever I want.
I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid
But he insisted he could stop at any time.
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