If a man is addicted to braking fluid...

Can he stop any time he wants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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BRAKING NEWS

Has gotta stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirLucky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Also late braking news.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drinkgreen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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BRAKING NEWS!!!

I was successfully able to stop my car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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My dad told me about a guy addicted to braking fluids...

...but he could stop at any moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gujek
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon

It was a wookie mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHamstoner
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Sure, I drink brake fluid

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta

Now the party never stops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyNails95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I love brake fluid.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadhik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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20 years ago, my girlfriend’s parking brake went out

Our relationship went downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyFieri87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonhackwith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My wife says that I should worry about the brakes on my car instead of posting on Reddit

But I just can't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Wheuss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My friend is addicted to brake cleaner

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Brake fluid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishingnet7479
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I think my brakes were made by Disney...

Because they whistle while they work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatDaddyOffensive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_thereDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, β€œI can stop whenever I want.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Kurtz
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why did the car and his wife get a divorce?

She wouldn't give him a brake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What’s a car’s favorite meal?

Brake-fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fa_kinsit
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do cars do at the disco?

They Brake Dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Lance Armstrong admitted another crime

Peddling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I can stop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.

They were just slowing me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.

They’re really sensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toeknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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People who run behind cars get exhausted.

But people who run in front of cars get tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My bike won't stand on it's own.

It's two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freethememez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Sure, I drink brake fluid.

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/off-and-on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay-hates-today
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!

I can stop anytime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doomage007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anduril_uk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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