You know what grinds my gears?

Poor lubrication

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nigeriantoast
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/manantyagi25
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lordgeorge16
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?

A blown clutch

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zniper746
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iโ€™m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deathorcharcoal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

Thereโ€™s no going back now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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The Three States of Metal Gear.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DEMSH00T3R
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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You know what grinds my gears?

My transmission when I miss shift.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MuffinKnight9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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You know what really grinds my gears?

A metal filer

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FamBoy27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Me and my dad went fishing and didnโ€™t lose any gear. However we found a free net.

I guess you could say it was a net gain

Based on a true story

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pancakesnarfer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Datolite7
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?

A Spats-naz Agent!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/XanaTenebris
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Stingโ€™s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/great_red_dragon
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Gear Up
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Grumtt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...

The Elon Mask is their first product.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/warpedddd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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You know what grinds my gears?

Shifting them improperly.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fartingfajita
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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This Metal Gear Solid pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Veno-Dome
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shoopdebop
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Worn out synchro rings in my manual gearbox.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Betamax-86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mitch_watson
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Someone has been leaving this stuff in my carport and then the neighbours complain about the mess. Theyโ€™re really giving me the gears.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Irv-Elephant
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I heard Jeremy Clarkson isn't coming back to Top Gear

But James May.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.

He needs to get his money back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShiroHachiRoku
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Bought a gear building set for my kid

Heard it improves their cognitive skills

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justryingtokeepup
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2019
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Driving in first gear.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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You know what really grind my gears. v.redd.it/k6ofdf526rk11
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Whereโ€™s the best beach to buy sports gear at?

Jersey Shore

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”-

Best ocean to play sports in?

The Golf of Mexico

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ashtehstampede
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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You know what really grinds its gears?

An analog clock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jchurch8073
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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You know what really grinds my gears?

No pushing in the clutch all the way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/g00secs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Wanna know what really grinds my gears?

Rust.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/angellego
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I saw a street artist who painted gear shifts

It was pretty clutch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/geldonyetich
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.

He was charged with criminal in-tent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Killjoy13337
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Did you hear about the gear that murdered his wife?

All I know is that he turned himself in

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skillz432
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Nothin but net.. gear imgur.com/mxgzgJe
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thilosavage
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Lack of lubricant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/srdoge007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Matt LeBlanc won't be very good as the new Top Gear host...

because he will always be stuck in second gear!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasauruss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Batman Gear

All of Batman's stuff is electronic right? Do they run on Bat-teries?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CanoTheMonkey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.

Thereโ€™s no turning back now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

Thereโ€™s no going back now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

Thereโ€™s no going back now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear.

Good camouflage is hard to find.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Troebot
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I just drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

Thereโ€™s no going back now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear.

Good camouflage is hard to find.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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