43 Hilarious Gear Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

You know what grinds my gears?

Poor lubrication

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👤︎ u/nigeriantoast

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction.

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👤︎ u/manantyagi25

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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👤︎ u/deathorcharcoal

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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The Three States of Metal Gear.

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👤︎ u/DEMSH00T3R

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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You know what grinds my gears?

My transmission when I miss shift.

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👤︎ u/MuffinKnight9

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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Me and my dad went fishing and didn’t lose any gear. However we found a free net.

I guess you could say it was a net gain

Based on a true story

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👤︎ u/pancakesnarfer

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

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👤︎ u/Datolite7

📅︎ May 30 2020

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What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?

A Spats-naz Agent!

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👤︎ u/XanaTenebris

📅︎ May 22 2020

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Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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👤︎ u/great_red_dragon

📅︎ May 08 2020

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Gear Up

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👤︎ u/Grumtt

📅︎ Oct 12 2018

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Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...

The Elon Mask is their first product.

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👤︎ u/warpedddd

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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You know what grinds my gears?

Shifting them improperly.

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👤︎ u/Fartingfajita

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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This Metal Gear Solid pun

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👤︎ u/Veno-Dome

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/Shoopdebop

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Worn out synchro rings in my manual gearbox.

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👤︎ u/Betamax-86

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson

📅︎ May 15 2019

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Someone has been leaving this stuff in my carport and then the neighbours complain about the mess. They’re really giving me the gears.

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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I heard Jeremy Clarkson isn't coming back to Top Gear

But James May.

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👤︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy

📅︎ Mar 25 2015

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I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.

He needs to get his money back.

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👤︎ u/ShiroHachiRoku

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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Bought a gear building set for my kid

Heard it improves their cognitive skills

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👤︎ u/justryingtokeepup

📅︎ May 08 2019

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Driving in first gear.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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You know what really grind my gears. v.redd.it/k6ofdf526rk11

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👤︎ u/ItzYaBoi25

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?

Jersey Shore

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Best ocean to play sports in?

The Golf of Mexico

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👤︎ u/Ashtehstampede

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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I saw a street artist who painted gear shifts

It was pretty clutch.

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👤︎ u/geldonyetich

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.

He was charged with criminal in-tent.

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👤︎ u/Killjoy13337

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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Did you hear about the gear that murdered his wife?

All I know is that he turned himself in

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👤︎ u/Skillz432

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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Nothin but net.. gear imgur.com/mxgzgJe

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👤︎ u/thilosavage

📅︎ Sep 29 2015

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Matt LeBlanc won't be very good as the new Top Gear host...

because he will always be stuck in second gear!

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👤︎ u/thomasauruss

📅︎ Feb 11 2016

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Batman Gear

All of Batman's stuff is electronic right? Do they run on Bat-teries?

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👤︎ u/CanoTheMonkey

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

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👤︎ u/Lordgeorge16

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?

A blown clutch

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👤︎ u/Zniper746

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.

There’s no turning back now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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You know what really grinds my gears?

A metal filer

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👤︎ u/FamBoy27

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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I've been looking for some new hunting gear.

Good camouflage is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/Troebot

📅︎ May 21 2019

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I just drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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I've been looking for some new hunting gear.

Good camouflage is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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You know what really grinds its gears?

An analog clock.

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👤︎ u/jchurch8073

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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You know what really grinds my gears?

No pushing in the clutch all the way.

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👤︎ u/g00secs

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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Wanna know what really grinds my gears?

Rust.

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👤︎ u/angellego

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Lack of lubricant.

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👤︎ u/srdoge007

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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