Now that I’m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say β€œI bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
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i turned left on the wrong street while driving...

too late i found the error of my waze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyxxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.

I would steer clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Was out driving. Hit a streetlamp.

Only had light damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mundane_days
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.

Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16
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Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain

Things ran more fluidly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprewy2y
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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It’s not called driving with a mask on

It’s Mask Car Racing

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I was driving around town when I saw that a big bargain sale was going on in my favorite store.

I instantly stopped the car and entered the store.

Unfortunately for me, a cop saw me doing this and arrested me on the spot.

He charged me with braking and entering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..

So I decided to call a toe-truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaPlymouth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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I found a one-legged hitchhiker while driving today.

I told him to hop in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyNameIsP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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The other day I was driving by a prison and an unusually small person was scaling down the wall. I looked up at him confused as he sneered back at me.

And I thought to myself, well that’s a little condescending.

sorry it’s a repost of myself. My original post got removed for hate speech and harassment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.

It must have been a Lamb bikini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420ZeusNoScope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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What's the Difference between Driving and Baseball?

In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Rueben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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So my wife and I were driving through Pennsylvania today and drove by a place called Fort Necessity.

I looked at her and said β€œI’m trying very hard, but I don’t feel the need to go there”.

She didn’t say much to me the rest of our trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbrogart17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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My car got a flat while I was driving today...

It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"

After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Did you hear that Dwayne Johnson’s car broke down while driving to one of Kevin Hart’s houses?

He got stuck between the Rock and a Hart’s place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanToTray
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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Here’s a magic joke for you: A magician was driving down a street.

Then he turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fadedmaroon
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I hate driving by the cemetery

It's just always so dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stewinator
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I got pulled over while driving because I was weaving too much.

I told the cop it’s my first time knitting, so I’m pretty slow at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Why did the man driving the train get stuck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy621
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call a driving bear?

Ubear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving...

It was a Jag war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...

Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"

Me: "No... They're made of buff."

She didn't talk to me the whole way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctTapeNinja99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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A hearse is driving up a very steep street

A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.

People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, it’s chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.

The door pops open, the body sits up and says β€œDo you have anything to stop this coughin?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryroads8484
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?

Autobahn mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dancunn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My son took his driving test yesterday and got 8/10.

The other two managed to jump clear at the last moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down

He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.

β€œSure,” said the farmer, β€œmy wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”

Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.

The farmer called after him,β€œDidn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”

β€œI heard you,” said the salesman, β€œbut I think I’m in the wrong joke.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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So I was driving when I see a woman run over a poor rabbit. I stopped immediately to render assistance.

I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days.
I think to myself "Can I render first aid ? "
Then it hits me, I can fix this.
I go to the boot of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away.

As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us !
He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight.

The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?"

I look and it is hair restorer with a permanent wave.

I wish to add no Rabbits were harmed in the telling of this story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I was driving my Toyota when I started noticing some symptoms

Naturally, I went to the doctor, and unfortunately I tested positive for Corolla Virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawberrical
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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[Driving] My wife: Hey, you missed a right.

Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I hurt my foot driving my car the other day

I had to call a toe company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Driving past a road named Short road

(taps passanger's leg while looking at them) how short do you think that road is?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolandeluca
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I got stopped for "weaving while driving".

The policeman put a device in my mouth. After a pause he said, "Blow?"

"If you've got some, yes please," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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A magician was driving down the road

Then he turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBackstreetNet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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They had self-driving cars in Russia

As they say: In Soviet Russia, Cars drive you...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basyt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Have you heard about all the people driving to Alaska during the Pandemic?

Yeah, they think they have a "Stay in Nome order"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveIsTheDude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I see a ton of people driving in automobiles by themselves and still wearing a mask, what are they afraid of?

Car-onavirus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Saw a guy driving a truck with a port-a-potty attached to the back...

He must have a shitty job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProDisco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?

It drove pasta stop sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked β€œHow fast do you think a hearse can go?”

Me: I don’t think very fast at all

Wife: Why not?!

Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...

Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeroWeDeserve87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My son is driving my wife and I crazy.

My boy, Arthur, is slow. He is the slowest child I’ve ever met. And I don’t mean mentally, he just doesn’t move quickly at all no matter what the urgency.

He takes an hour to get out of bed and stand up in the morning. He takes an hour to eat. When we go anywhere we have to tell him 20 minutes in advance because he takes that long to get his shoes on. His showers…we had to install an industrial sized water heater and hook it up to his shower exclusively because he would drain the tank and shower in ice cold water and started getting sick from it.

The worst part is that even if you help him out he doesn’t go faster. We can feed him and he’ll just swallow slower. We can wash him and he’ll just sit there for longer.

I’ve learned to live with it and be content because I know he won’t change. But my wife can’t take it. Just the other day she told me she was going to punish him to make him go quicker:

β€œI’ve had it with him! I’m going to start giving him timeouts and taking away toys

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...

So I just right her left there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanThepuncake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I was driving on the highway and the wife said "You missed a right"

And I said "Thanks babe, and you're Mrs Right"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...

All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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A pun I thought up driving to work this morning and sketched for you all!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdtea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Let’s say you’re driving and you see a little kid and a old person. What do you hit? (Don’t know if this is a dad joke but funny anyway.)

The brakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdy9992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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It’s probably not safe for me to be driving this car right now.

But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Driving past a farm, I said to the kids, "Those are expert horses..."

"... They're out standing in their field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuzinrob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I was driving past a Toyota today and it looked a little unwell,

I think it has the Corrola Virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyliim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCW. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed.... Now. I didn't realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me.

I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. I didn't know what else to say...

So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to the bar. When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number. I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.

She smiled at me and said, "That's a shame, you really caught my eye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzy10200
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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We were driving past a cemetery.

My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here."

And I was really confused, so I asked why.

He said "because they are still alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I just saw a scantily-clad sheep driving a sports car

it was in a lamb bikini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smartasskicker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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My wife loves her car, and I trust her driving, but she just has no chill.

That's why we take my car during the summer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truejamo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.

You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Yesterday i was driving the Tesla car i stole...

People won't stop telling me i'm actually driving an Edison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I don’t like driving on highways or bridges,

It really takes a toll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What did the man say when the police pulled him over for dangerous driving and said "You're Drunk!"?

Thanks God for that I thought the steering had gone...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VladdyThePapi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuLongDong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat

especially when it's on cruise control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slackbladerered
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Me: Driving a tank

Me: Fill her up please.

Gas Station Attendant: Fill it all the way up?

Me: Yes, I want a full tank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yanikk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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I went to jail for driving to yoga

They said it was premeditated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Why was Anakin Skywalker arrested while driving a cab?

Because he was a taxi Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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There was a man driving a pickup truck.

In the bed of the truck was a bunch of baby ducks. He passed a police officer, the officer fired up their blues and twos and pulled the man over.

The officer said, "Sir, you can't just be driving around with all these ducklings in your car. You must take them to the zoo immediately."

The following day the same man was driving the same truck with the same baby ducks in the bed, except this time, they were wearing sunglasses.

The same police officer saw, they pulled the man over again and said, "Look mate, I told you yesterday to take those ducks to the zoo."

The man said, "I did take them to the zoo. They loved it! We're going to the beach today!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.

My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joxxter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valonnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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So, we were driving down the road the other day.

We passed by a cemetery and my dad said that people are just dying to get in there.

*** probably a repost but it's the best joke my dad told me from long ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjablastsers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I guess I have a bad driving record because only 1 insurance company would take me as a customer.

I had to go with the Flo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?

He wasn't in the vroom where it happened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Today when I was driving a manure truck tipped over.

Guess you could say that guy... Lost his shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayyohyahboi125
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...

I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I was driving with my son and he asked me to read what was written on one of the billboards, but...

I don’t know sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeMainEvent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.

They were pirates of the car I be in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why can Kylo Ren be seen driving Gold Carts around Hoover Dam

Because he’s Adam Driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyDogYawns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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You know why there's no Fathers Against Drunk Driving?

It would just be a fadd.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market

I should have bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.

Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frinxo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare every one in the car I’m driving
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmp7227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What did the donkey do when he was driving his car and got cut off?

HEE-HAWnked his horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warriorchicken6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My current driving situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenshortdays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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So we’re driving down the road and I see rest area ahead. I say, hey kids

Speak now or forever hold your pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmuhlestein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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