Have you heard of the man addicted to drinking brake fluid?

Says he can stop anytime!

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One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon

It was a wookie mistake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHamstoner
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I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta

Now the party never stops

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RustyNails95
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20 years ago, my girlfriend’s parking brake went out

Our relationship went downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuyFieri87
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All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jasonhackwith
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My wife says that I should worry about the brakes on my car instead of posting on Reddit

But I just can't stop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dr_Wheuss
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My friend is addicted to brake cleaner

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XDG-Diggz74
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Brake fluid.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fishingnet7479
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yakir13
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I think my brakes were made by Disney...

Because they whistle while they work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FatDaddyOffensive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Obsessivefrugality
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_methematician
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hey_thereDude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

I always say, β€œI can stop whenever I want.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomolianButtPirate
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigmeepslarryhoova
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During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mister_Kurtz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2020
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My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid

She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.

...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid

I keep telling her I could stop at any time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/John87Nintendo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.

They were just slowing me down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.

They’re really sensitive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toeknuckles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?

He said he could stop any time he wants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2019
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When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freethememez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2019
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post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/polandcantintospace1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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Go ahead and have your brakes checked!

What's stopping you?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2019
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Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.

Scientist: Got it.

Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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Sure, I drink brake fluid

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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I love brake fluid.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cadhik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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Sure, I drink brake fluid.

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/off-and-on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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i know a guy addicted to brake fluid

he says he can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jay-hates-today
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!

I can stop anytime!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?

I can stop any time I want.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2020
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....

Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2019
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

But it's ok I can stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doomage007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2019
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I’m addicted to brake fluid,

On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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I am addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop whenever I want.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anduril_uk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2018
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I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid

But he insisted he could stop at any time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid

He said he could stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2019
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I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid

But he says he can stop at anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2016
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

but I can stop any time...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2019
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My sister is addicted to brake fluid...

But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperDoody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2016
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My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop whenever he wants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Access_Denied316
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2017
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I’m not addicted to brake fluid

I can stop whenever I want to.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LetsdothisEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2018
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I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madsmand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid

It’s ok, I can stop any time!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nothardly78
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2019
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They said I am addicted to brake fluid

but I can stop any time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pyr8t
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