Have you heard of the man addicted to drinking brake fluid?
Says he can stop anytime!
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οΈ May 26 2021
One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon
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οΈ May 11 2021
I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta
Now the party never stops
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
20 years ago, my girlfriendβs parking brake went out
Our relationship went downhill fast.
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οΈ Feb 26 2021
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
My wife says that I should worry about the brakes on my car instead of posting on Reddit
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
My friend is addicted to brake cleaner
He says he can stop whenever he wants
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οΈ Jul 23 2020
Brake fluid.
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οΈ Jun 28 2020
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
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οΈ Sep 13 2020
I think my brakes were made by Disney...
Because they whistle while they work.
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
Iβm concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants.
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
Thereβs a guy whoβs addicted to brake fluid
He says he can stop anytime
(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
People think Iβm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I always say, βI can stop whenever I want.β
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οΈ May 29 2020
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
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οΈ Jun 03 2019
During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid
But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want
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οΈ May 12 2020
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
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οΈ Jun 20 2020
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
My wife thinks Iβm addicted to brake fluid
I keep telling her I could stop at any time
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οΈ May 07 2020
I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.
They were just slowing me down.
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οΈ Nov 23 2019
Told my daughter not to talk about the brakes on her car.
Theyβre really sensitive.
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He said he could stop any time he wants.
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οΈ Dec 30 2019
When you brake something and try to "fix" it before your mom gets home
imgur.com/YNiJXZ8
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οΈ Apr 08 2019
post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
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οΈ Jun 28 2019
Go ahead and have your brakes checked!
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οΈ Feb 28 2019
Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.
Scientist: Got it.
Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.
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οΈ Feb 12 2019
Sure, I drink brake fluid
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
I love brake fluid.
Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!
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οΈ Feb 05 2021
Sure, I drink brake fluid.
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οΈ Feb 07 2021
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I can stop any time I want.
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
i know a guy addicted to brake fluid
he says he can stop any time.
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οΈ May 20 2020
Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!
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οΈ Aug 20 2020
So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?
I can stop any time I want.
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....
Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like
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οΈ Oct 04 2019
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
But it's ok I can stop at any time.
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οΈ Jul 12 2019
Iβm addicted to brake fluid,
On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!
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οΈ Feb 06 2020
I am addicted to brake fluid
But I can stop whenever I want.
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οΈ Dec 28 2018
I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid
But he insisted he could stop at any time.
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οΈ Dec 31 2019
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid
He said he could stop anytime.
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οΈ Oct 08 2019
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid
But he says he can stop at anytime.
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οΈ May 26 2016
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
but I can stop any time...
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οΈ May 20 2019
My sister is addicted to brake fluid...
But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.
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οΈ Mar 21 2016
My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants
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οΈ Jun 22 2017
Iβm not addicted to brake fluid
I can stop whenever I want to.
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οΈ Dec 07 2018
I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but itβs not a problem because he can stop anytime
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
Iβm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Itβs ok, I can stop any time!!
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οΈ Jun 22 2019
They said I am addicted to brake fluid
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οΈ Jun 28 2019
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