Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Horsepower"
...whereas torque is cheap.
is a boat's power determined by its seahorse power?
A pregnant one, Because it has 2 horsepower
They have double the horsepower
It has 2 horsepower
It was a used and fairly old car, so it was a little smelly...
Dad: So how many horse power does this car have?
Me: About 250, why?
Dad: I think one of them died.
We just got out of a construction zone and we were able to get into the passing lane to go faster. He mentioned that we had to go around this guy with a horse trailer. I could barely keep a straight face as I told him, "Yea, you would think with all of that horsepower, he would go faster." I couldn't stop giggling like a madwoman. He just looked at me like I was an idiot.
In the middle of our conversation, he cuts me off.
"Okay, I'm doing, like, 78 right now, how the hell did a Ford pickup with one of those horse trailers hooked to the back just pass me?"
"Isn't it obvious? It has more horsepower."
So I'm sitting in my sophomore English class watching a video about chariot racing. The chariots were pulled by 4 horses.
Friend: wow, that's like 4 horsepower!
groans
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
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