A list of puns related to "Mileage"
Only driven from time to time.
Because they’re real grass-guzzlers.
An Adameter lol
"Because you'll always be driving downhill."
My wife gave birth on New Year's Day, so I took off all last week. The last 2 days have been full of some variation of this exchange:
"I heard you had a baby!" "No, my wife did."
Q: Why is Seattle (or any other rainy city) like Cher?
A: Because it's not fucking sunny anymore!
They just take the money and run.
Your mileage may vary
Before going to sleep, my dad looked at me, and in a serious tone informed me that he wouldn't speak to me again until I was 21.
Took all the strength I had not to facepalm.
Edit: he's getting some extra mileage out of the New Years line, "I haven't ___ all year."
We were watching a show that introduced a concept car based on the shape of a fish's body. They mentioned the car got great gas mileage.
Dad: It's extra e-fish-ent!
.. really only driven from time to time.
They’re only driven from from time to time
Only driven from time to time!
Only driven from time to time.
It was only driven from time to time...
It's in great condition Has Low mileage And only driven from time to time
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