My buddy posted a pic of his odometer to Facebook, and I couldn't resist.

His picture showed his odometer as 222222.2 miles.

I commented, "It looks like you've gone a little two far."

He replied, "TouchΓ©."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirb87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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One from my wife.

We got a new car and I needed some info for the insurance company.

Me: What does the odometer read?

Her: Mostly miles, but it prefers the New Yorker for the comics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooklamok
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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