Driving the neighborhood, I told my son we would use the odometer to measure out our Turkey Trot 5k

> Son: It's gonna take a lot of yard sticks.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
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One from my wife.

We got a new car and I needed some info for the insurance company.

Me: What does the odometer read?

Her: Mostly miles, but it prefers the New Yorker for the comics.

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👤︎ u/ooklamok
📅︎ Dec 16 2014
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