URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dough1360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I saw a Bentley with a 2DAMOON sticker on it today

They must’ve invested in GameStop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyPenJustBroke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My wife and kids put stickers all over a bottle of liquor for my dad for Christmas.

I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiverMeeTimberz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I have a Pierce Brosnan sticker I can't remove

It's bonded, James Bond-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plunged_ewe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas

At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I used to be in a relationship with a person who made edible stickers for a living.

We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmHere420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I saw a bumper sticker saying β€œI am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”

Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I saw I was running low on stickers at work so I made a note of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vt8919
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I need this sticker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggsdaEggs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Yesterday I saw a very nice car with a handicap sticker on the back.

It must have cost an arm and a leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfTheWhat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Saw this sticker on a car while I was coming and going today...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otterly__adorable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Uni handing out punny stickers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firefly_chaser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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This year’s theme for Burning Man is β€œMetamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterchiefpetty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?

We're iden-decals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baloads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a terrible sticker?

A rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.

They stole the sticker and left the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I saw a car with a β€œHow am I driving?” bumper sticker.

So I called the phone number listed and said, β€œI think it’s with your steering wheel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I find this sticker punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankDEEZNutz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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If I put a Dodge sticker on a car charger.

Is it now a Dodge charger?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody12970
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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My friend keeps sending me random stickers in iMessage. She needs to stop Quidding around.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the Name of the Lord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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My apartment complex issues frog-shaped parking stickers to its residents

Because all others will be toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I went shopping for stickers

I bought the one that stuck with me the most

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nan0gen-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My dad saw a number sticker that said 'PILOT'

He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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My friend asked me, β€œWhy are there duck stickers all over my safe”

I told him, β€œBecause it’s un-quack-able”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiskTanFox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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I've been making pun stickers: Oh You Want A Pizza Me!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/russdugan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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Do you know why I like stickers?

because they are often applicable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Personfour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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What did the bumper say to the sticker?

Wanna get faded?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manartguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Bumper sticker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnz1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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A few new stickers from my GF...

Since you liked her stickers so much the first time, here are 3 new ones plus a picture she drew for me yesterday. She's a treasure.

I added captions of what's written since some said that the couldn't read her writing the 1st time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SLOBaron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Put my "I Voted" sticker in my beard

And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jehannum_505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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In Texas a car passes us with Superman sticker and a Colorado license plate.

I read license plate - "Where do you think he's from?"

Dad - "Well I think he's from Krypton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezy_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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Serendipitous dadjoke sticker on a box

My daughter was straightening up a pile of stuff in the kitchen, and picked up a small blue empty decorative box. "What's this?" she asked.

Ever the dad, of course I answered, "It's a box..."

She rolled her eyes and said, "No, Dad, what's it from?" But it didn't end there.

She handed the box to me and I started speculating that it looked about the size of box for a watch. Then Mom said she thought it was from a necklace I had given her for Mother's Day.

Just to be clear, Mom had sent me an e-mail "hint" in the form of a link to order the necklace, so being a dutiful hubby, I ordered it. She caught the package in the mail as soon as it arrived and opened it right away, several days before Mother's Day. So I had never even seen the box. No wonder I couldn't identify it. Just saying.

Meanwhile I was turning the box over in my hand and noticed a little gold sticker on a corner of the box. I handed the box back to my daughter and said, "Here, read the sticker."

She took the box back and looked at the sticker. It said, "BOX, Made in China."

I said, "See? I was right." She threw the box at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostDisjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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Got my wife when she called about a sticker she saw.

My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.

Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."

Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."

Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."

Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."

I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Marley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Dad's gone sticker-happy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pottos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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While passing a car with an "I heart my dachshund" sticker

My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!

Dad: At least they don't club 'em.

He's the funny man around town.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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A friends dad was driving behind a car with stickers..

he saw a sticker of the republican elephant and three smaller elephant's on the back of a minivan that under it wrote "I am raising my children RIGHT"

He followed by saying "no wonder they are left behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasture1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKremlinGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the name of the Lord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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