They must’ve invested in GameStop
I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
It must have cost an arm and a leg.
We're iden-decals!
They stole the sticker and left the car.
So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”
Is it now a Dodge charger?
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Because all others will be toad
I bought the one that stuck with me the most
He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever
I told him, “Because it’s un-quack-able”
because they are often applicable
Wanna get faded?
Since you liked her stickers so much the first time, here are 3 new ones plus a picture she drew for me yesterday. She's a treasure.
I added captions of what's written since some said that the couldn't read her writing the 1st time.
And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".
I read license plate - "Where do you think he's from?"
Dad - "Well I think he's from Krypton."
My daughter was straightening up a pile of stuff in the kitchen, and picked up a small blue empty decorative box. "What's this?" she asked.
Ever the dad, of course I answered, "It's a box..."
She rolled her eyes and said, "No, Dad, what's it from?" But it didn't end there.
She handed the box to me and I started speculating that it looked about the size of box for a watch. Then Mom said she thought it was from a necklace I had given her for Mother's Day.
Just to be clear, Mom had sent me an e-mail "hint" in the form of a link to order the necklace, so being a dutiful hubby, I ordered it. She caught the package in the mail as soon as it arrived and opened it right away, several days before Mother's Day. So I had never even seen the box. No wonder I couldn't identify it. Just saying.
Meanwhile I was turning the box over in my hand and noticed a little gold sticker on a corner of the box. I handed the box back to my daughter and said, "Here, read the sticker."
She took the box back and looked at the sticker. It said, "BOX, Made in China."
I said, "See? I was right." She threw the box at me.
My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.
Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."
Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."
Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."
Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."
I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .
My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!
Dad: At least they don't club 'em.
He's the funny man around town.
he saw a sticker of the republican elephant and three smaller elephant's on the back of a minivan that under it wrote "I am raising my children RIGHT"
He followed by saying "no wonder they are left behind"
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
