Tag-und Nacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roof-Patient
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did the walnut say to the hazelnut when playing tag?

You better run or I’m going to cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radrunningwild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Playing β€œtag” in the Addams Family must be very confusing if your cousin’s there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.

I just think it’s catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolboonesfarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Item tag 101
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?

So they knew which witch was which.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threedeenyc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigunnerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Bought some ski pants that came with this tag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccoli_on_toast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Gluten tag to you too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I tag my wife in recipe videos she will never make and she tags me in home renovation videos I’ll never do

It’s a fun little game we like to play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Guten tag bois.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_kuma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What did one nut say to the other nut, while playing tag?

Ima cashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BibleMain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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[Spoiler] tag

>!you're it!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Gluten tag
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Gluten Tag mein geliebter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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At my moms, siblings tag in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercenarychef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Grooten tag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?

May tag. You are it.


Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrax6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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You know how PokΓ©mon’s tag line is Gotta Catch β€˜Em All?

I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrandonCrasher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Saw a great tag line on the way to work this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabunk7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.

I really should collar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Mom wants to get the dog a new tag...

So my mother is discussing the dog, saying we should get a new tag for her collar and she says, "let's make sure we get a cell phone and not just the home phone on it"

And dad walks in and says, "won't that be pretty heavy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakeandJake94
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinstonRaymond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I recently organized a mediocre game of tag with some work friends...

If I'm honest, the situation was pretty touch-and-go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancitya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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”Hash tag dad joke”

At dinner today my son says β€œmy noses keeps running” I say, β€œrunning from what?”... no one laughs but my daughter says β€œhash tag dad joke” and everyone laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasamich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did you hear what happened at the world's shortest game of tag?

It was touch and go for a second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbw23b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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Have you heard about the new meta joke in this sub? I'll tell you, its in the tag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scopitta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Her name tag said she was in training

The name tag read:

Store Name

Sabrina

In training

I said "You've been Sabrina your whole life. You shouldn't need to be training for that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinfoilknight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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Got tag teamed by my bosses

At my 3 month review at work my bosses were mostly asking me how I liked the job, etc. Then I asked how they were finding me.
Boss 1: Oh you know, pretty easily.
Boss 2: Yeah, you're always at your desk.

We all had a good chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kovhert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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Our cashiers name tag read "Hello my name is Brie"

My dad leans over to to me and says "I think our checker is a little cheesy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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My friend and I tag teamed this one.

Friend: "I gotta get up early, so, I'm gonna take a shower, and, then, hit the hay."

Me: "Hopefully, it doesn't hit you back."

Friend: "If it does, I'll beat that bitch until it bales."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xredyrx7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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my coworker gave our main printer a name tag that says β€œbob marley”

she said it's because it was always jammin’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveTail
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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tag-teamed by my parents and brand names during the holidays

I looked in the fridge to start helping my mom bake pies for family dinner.

Me: "Dad, when did you start drinking alcoholic root beer?"

Dad: "It's not mine."

Mom: "He got that for you, because it's not your father's root beer."

Dad: "The Dad's root beer is mine though, so don't touch it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdubsky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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My brother and I tag-teamed this dad joke.

"This guy who works with my dad always has a chip on his shoulder."

Me: "Why doesn't he just brush it off?"

Brother: "I wonder what flavor it is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctorpeen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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What did one nut say to the other while playing tag?

I’m gonna cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewilsey
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What did one nut say to the other while playing tag?

Imma cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isupposesomething
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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