After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
I wanted to go with my mom when she walked her three dogs after dark.
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
When you said life would go back to normal after June...
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
After 6 cardiac arrests the doctor convinced me to go for surgery!
I really needed that change of heart!
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?
I’m so glad 2020 is over, but I can’t believe we have to go through it again after 2021...
After all, it’s twenty twenty too
Where do cats go after death?
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.”
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
Where do veggies go after they get off the airplane?
Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?
Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?
Because they leave a wake.
Where do numbers from 50-59 go after their death?
A surgeon had three surgeries assigned to the same day. After the first one he said: "One done, tumor to go"
Where does a person go after high school?
After her accident I told my wife to go see a doctor
if things work out, maybe he will pay for her medical bills
I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
Where do Indians (India) go after dying ?
Where did the sailor go after work?
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet.
Why did the ornament go to rehab after Christmas?
About to go mow the grass after getting stung by a bee
Told my wife, "I hope I don't have any flash backs to Bee-ietnam"
My stuff is out on the street
Where did the vikings dogs go after their death ?
Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl
Where did the cat go after it lost it’s tail?
Why did the cannibal go after paraplegics?
After my very first visit to an authentic cowboy ranch, I had to go buy a wiener dog.
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
Where did bryce go after the explosion?
After two hours of continuous use, our Xerox machine wanted to go to Starbucks.
It really needed a copy break.
I tried to go on a diet, but stopped after 7 days.
Where do you go when you get sick after eating a sandwich?
Where do cows go after elementary school?
To a second dairy school.
If you ever see money jumping off a cliff, don't go after it. Everyone says, it is very hard to save money.
As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet
Where does the dog go after losing their tail?
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