I just think it’s catchy.
So they knew which witch was which.
It’s a fun little game we like to play
It was a freebie.
Ima cashew.
May tag. You are it.
Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.
I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.
I really should collar.
So my mother is discussing the dog, saying we should get a new tag for her collar and she says, "let's make sure we get a cell phone and not just the home phone on it"
And dad walks in and says, "won't that be pretty heavy?"
If I'm honest, the situation was pretty touch-and-go.
At dinner today my son says “my noses keeps running” I say, “running from what?”... no one laughs but my daughter says “hash tag dad joke” and everyone laughs.
It was touch and go for a second
The name tag read:
Store Name
Sabrina
In training
I said "You've been Sabrina your whole life. You shouldn't need to be training for that."
At my 3 month review at work my bosses were mostly asking me how I liked the job, etc. Then I asked how they were finding me.
Boss 1: Oh you know, pretty easily.
Boss 2: Yeah, you're always at your desk.
We all had a good chuckle.
My dad leans over to to me and says "I think our checker is a little cheesy"
Friend: "I gotta get up early, so, I'm gonna take a shower, and, then, hit the hay."
Me: "Hopefully, it doesn't hit you back."
Friend: "If it does, I'll beat that bitch until it bales."
she said it's because it was always jammin’.
I looked in the fridge to start helping my mom bake pies for family dinner.
Me: "Dad, when did you start drinking alcoholic root beer?"
Dad: "It's not mine."
Mom: "He got that for you, because it's not your father's root beer."
Dad: "The Dad's root beer is mine though, so don't touch it."
"This guy who works with my dad always has a chip on his shoulder."
Me: "Why doesn't he just brush it off?"
Brother: "I wonder what flavor it is!"
I’m gonna cashew
Imma cashew!
