I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...

They replied back "Very NAS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencing49
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Hitler tattooed prisoners, and tagged Jews

But did he flag Poles?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My dad tagged me in this picture on Facebook...

http://imgur.com/9hE96LP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godspeed312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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Tag-und Nacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roof-Patient
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.

I just think it’s catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolboonesfarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?

So they knew which witch was which.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threedeenyc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Item tag 101
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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I tag my wife in recipe videos she will never make and she tags me in home renovation videos I’ll never do

It’s a fun little game we like to play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigunnerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Bought some ski pants that came with this tag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccoli_on_toast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?

tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Guten tag bois.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_kuma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did one nut say to the other nut, while playing tag?

Ima cashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BibleMain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What did the german bread say to the other german bread?

Gluten Tag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danylok178
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Gluten tag to you too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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[Spoiler] tag

>!you're it!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Gluten tag
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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At my moms, siblings tag in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercenarychef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Gluten Tag mein geliebter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?

May tag. You are it.


Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrax6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Grooten tag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Ok hear me out

<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag. How has nobody thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanupriya_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What’s the most dangerous way to play tag?

ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwells227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?

Gluten-tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffles_on_acid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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[OC] Guess the Visual Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My Italian employee is useless at labelling products

I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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You know how PokΓ©mon’s tag line is Gotta Catch β€˜Em All?

I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrandonCrasher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Saw a great tag line on the way to work this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabunk7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

stolen from r/jokes. Credit to u/shopcounterwill. I don’t know how to link or tag stuff on Reddit

Edit: apparently I do. Haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you know what did the Grrman Bread said to another German Bread after tapping on his shoulder ?

Gluten Tag.

edit : i fucked up the title

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My deaf girlfriend just told me β€œI think we need to talk.”

That’s not a good sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.

I really should collar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What shows the beauties of the world, but when you look at it, it shows the horrors?

A mirror

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Whenever I'm sad my German friend throws bread at me

A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shooked_bruv420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Guess she’s a bee-cup?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travislaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Germans are so childish, they always play with their food.

They play Gluten Tag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBTheNerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What did the German baker say?

Gluten tag.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did one nut say to the other while playing tag?

I’m gonna cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewilsey
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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How do German Bakers say hello?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What did one nut say to the other while playing tag?

Imma cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isupposesomething
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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How does the German baker greet people?

"Gluten tag!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrivatePenguin12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arylade
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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