WombRaider
I’m an OBGYN
I just think it’s catchy.
So they knew which witch was which.
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
Gluten tag!
Gluten Tag!
It’s a fun little game we like to play
It was a freebie.
Ima cashew.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
A dog wags a tail but a marine biologist tags a whale
May tag. You are it.
Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.
Then I changed my mind.
I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.
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<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag. How has nobody thought of this.
I really should collar.
That’s not a good sign.
Gluten Tag
Gluten-tag!
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
So my mother is discussing the dog, saying we should get a new tag for her collar and she says, "let's make sure we get a cell phone and not just the home phone on it"
And dad walks in and says, "won't that be pretty heavy?"
If I'm honest, the situation was pretty touch-and-go.
Gluten Tag.
edit : i fucked up the title
Gluten Tag.
I’m gonna cashew
Imma cashew!
Gluten tag.
