Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
Batman
I told him "oh you know... horns... hooves..."
I said in the stadium.
The beginning
Because there’s a shortstop.
The pitcher winds up... and Heathrows the ball!
Because all of the fans left!
It was a fowl ball.
He was carrying on about the game in a manner the tv announcers would. Me: "Wow Dad you would make a great commentator." Dad: "Maybe, but I'm not your every day potato."
This was a couple years ago, my dad and I were at my sister's little league game.
pitch goes by, called a ball
Parents watching game: "good eye, good eye"
My dad: "is it just me or are there a lot of Australians here today?"
Dad: Wow, He's got an arm!
Wife: Yeah, he's got two of them.
Dad: [cringes]
The best part is that he has always been the one to dish out the dadjokes. Way to go, wife!
I know you guys are trying to be cool but I need to get to the ice
Europe!!
We passed a stand selling craft beer and one was called "spring bock." As we were walking away he says, "hey, if you knock me down I'll just spring bock." queue the groans
Dad and I are entering National's Stadium for the first time.
Dad: Where's Section 219?
Me: Between 218 and 220?
Announcer: Up to bat is Juan Francisco!
Dad: Where is Two Fancisco?
http://i.imgur.com/9jdTjkZ.jpg
By the time they finished the bottle, it was the bottom of the fifth and the bags were loaded.
