They must’ve invested in GameStop
I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
It must have cost an arm and a leg.
We're iden-decals!
They stole the sticker and left the car.
So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”
Is it now a Dodge charger?
Because all others will be toad
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
I bought the one that stuck with me the most
He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever
I told him, “Because it’s un-quack-able”
because they are often applicable
Wanna get faded?
I know this isn't a joke, my apologies. However, I figured i'd give this a shot hoping many subscribers here would enjoy a Dad Jokes Sticker app
This is my first attempt at an iMessage Sticker App so I definitely plan on improving and updating the app over the next few weeks! Send me your favorite dad jokes, suggestions or screenshots using the app!
Thanks!
Since you liked her stickers so much the first time, here are 3 new ones plus a picture she drew for me yesterday. She's a treasure.
I added captions of what's written since some said that the couldn't read her writing the 1st time.
And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".
I read license plate - "Where do you think he's from?"
Dad - "Well I think he's from Krypton."
My daughter was straightening up a pile of stuff in the kitchen, and picked up a small blue empty decorative box. "What's this?" she asked.
Ever the dad, of course I answered, "It's a box..."
She rolled her eyes and said, "No, Dad, what's it from?" But it didn't end there.
She handed the box to me and I started speculating that it looked about the size of box for a watch. Then Mom said she thought it was from a necklace I had given her for Mother's Day.
Just to be clear, Mom had sent me an e-mail "hint" in the form of a link to order the necklace, so being a dutiful hubby, I ordered it. She caught the package in the mail as soon as it arrived and opened it right away, several days before Mother's Day. So I had never even seen the box. No wonder I couldn't identify it. Just saying.
Meanwhile I was turning the box over in my hand and noticed a little gold sticker on a corner of the box. I handed the box back to my daughter and said, "Here, read the sticker."
She took the box back and looked at the sticker. It said, "BOX, Made in China."
I said, "See? I was right." She threw the box at me.
My wife just called asking about a sticker she saw on the back of a car.
Her: "It's the one with two fingers up, the ring finger down and the pinkie up."
Me: "I'm at work, I can't say exactly, but I'll say it's shocking."
Her: "Oh! Right, The shocker! I'm sure I'll have to ask you that again because it's not going to stick in my head."
Me: "It's not supposed to stick in your head."
I will still laughing when she hung up on me. . .
he saw a sticker of the republican elephant and three smaller elephant's on the back of a minivan that under it wrote "I am raising my children RIGHT"
He followed by saying "no wonder they are left behind"
My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!
Dad: At least they don't club 'em.
He's the funny man around town.
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
