I saw a bumper sticker saying βI am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animalβ
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?
We're iden-decals!
Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.
They stole the sticker and left the car.
I saw a car with a βHow am I driving?β bumper sticker.
So I called the phone number listed and said, βI think itβs with your steering wheel.β
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
What did the bumper say to the sticker?
Wanna get faded?
Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
When my kid graduates high school I want him to go to Indiana for college.
Then I can have a βHoosier Daddyβ bumper sticker.
I think I'm going to change my name to Hindsight and run for President
All over the country people would put up my signs and bumper stickers...
HINDSIGHT 2020
My dad saw a number sticker that said 'PILOT'
He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
