Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
I’ve decided to open a museum dedicated to bracelets that happen to be magnetic.
Hopefully it will be a big two-wrist attraction.
Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.
The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, “I’m having a T party.”
I chortled.
What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn't have magnetic properties ? IRONICAL
Why do you call a magnetic guy who skips school?
What's the most magnetic fairground ride?
My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.
I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.
I wanted to buy some magnetic clothes...
They looked cool but I don’t think I could pull them off.
Any good magnet puns?
I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?
What do you call a hot magnet?
Why did the metal like the magnet?
Because it was attractive
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.
She's a real babe magnet.
My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
How do you call a country with a lot of magnetism?
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum
I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet
So far I've got 12 fridges
What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.
She said she ain't no Halbach girl.
I don't understand depressed magnets.
Anemic magnets aren't irony.
I hope this isn't polarizing.
What did the magnet say to the girl?
I fell in love with a girl with magnets
What kind of net catches metal?
Son, did you bring your magnet?
Cause that's how we catch steelheads.
Overheard our son asking the grandson when we went fishing this morning.
A proud moment indeed.
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.
Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.
Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back
If I swallow some magnets...
...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)
Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle
I think it's because they find it attractive.
Sometimes I really envy magnets
They don't have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.
Got my gf in the car. Her: "what's a magnet school anyways?"
Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U
What do you call an army of magnets?
Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive
Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?
Why did john swallow a magnet?
to become more attractive
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