How do you call a country with a lot of magnetism?
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Any good magnet puns?
I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?
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︎ Aug 15 2016
What do you call a hot magnet?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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︎ Aug 29 2020
One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.
The doc said they would be ok βThis two shall pass.β
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Recent studies show Earthβs magnetic field is weakening.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
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︎ Jun 07 2020
We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.
She looked at me and said, βIβm having a T party.β
I chortled.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What kind of net catches metal?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, βHoney?β
She gasped audibly and said, βYeah?β
I said, βHelp! My knee is made of magnets!β
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
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︎ May 05 2020
I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum
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︎ Feb 22 2020
No magnets are sane
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︎ Jan 27 2020
What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet
So far I've got 12 fridges
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︎ Jul 12 2019
If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.
She said she ain't no Halbach girl.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I don't understand depressed magnets.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn't have magnetic properties ? IRONICAL
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Anemic magnets aren't irony.
I hope this isn't polarizing.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why do you call a magnetic guy who skips school?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
What did the magnet say to the girl?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I fell in love with a girl with magnets
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Son, did you bring your magnet?
Cause that's how we catch steelheads.
Overheard our son asking the grandson when we went fishing this morning.
A proud moment indeed.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
My wife told me I have a magnetic personality.
I wasn't sure if that's a positive or a negative.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What's the most magnetic fairground ride?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.
Unfortunately I couldnβt figure out how to reverse the polarity.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
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︎ Apr 18 2018
I wanted to buy some magnetic clothes...
They looked cool but I donβt think I could pull them off.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
If I swallow some magnets...
...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Someone is stealing my magnets from the cubicle
I think it's because they find it attractive.
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︎ Jun 28 2018
I bought a magnet, but it keeps going from happy to sad and back
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︎ Jun 03 2017
I went to the Home Improvement store this weekend and walked past the stud finders...
The noise was unbearable.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Sometimes I really envy magnets
They don't have much of a personality, but at least they are attractive.
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︎ Dec 11 2016
Got my gf in the car. Her: "what's a magnet school anyways?"
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︎ Dec 03 2016
Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U
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︎ Jun 20 2017
Chick Magnet
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︎ Sep 25 2015
What do you call an army of magnets?
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︎ Oct 01 2015
Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?
The charges didn't stick.
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︎ Jan 27 2018
First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...
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︎ Dec 18 2015
How did the magnet pay for college...
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︎ Dec 04 2014
Why did Joyce from Stranger Things refuse to go on a date with Hopper in Season 3?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Recent evidence shows that Earthβs magnetic field is weakening.
Yes. Itβs true. Current events have made it less attractive.
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︎ May 26 2020
Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Why did john swallow a magnet?
to become more attractive
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