Magnetic Attraction Puns

A list of puns related to "Magnetic Attraction"

If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
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👤︎ u/insertnameplspls
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Is it just me? I find magnets very attractive
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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
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👤︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Getting dad joked by the tool flyer.

Got the most recent matco tool flyer.

One part of it reads: "Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're so attractive"

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👤︎ u/jabawocki
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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My dad dropped this one on my cousin at breakfast.

My little 6 year old cousin comes up to my dad and says to him "Uncle Bill! I have magnetic nail polish on! Look!" Then he replied "Oh... that must make you attractive."

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👤︎ u/CaptainP00Face
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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Is it just me that finds magnets attractive?
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👤︎ u/cjkdash12
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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