But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
I wonder where I poo tit.
He loves being in the limelight.
They stole the sticker and left the car.
I think I made an impression.
So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
The driver was arrested for armed robbery.
Wanna get faded?
Take the bumpers off of your car.
Then I can have a “Hoosier Daddy” bumper sticker.
All over the country people would put up my signs and bumper stickers...
He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever
My sister: Dad look, They heart their dachshund!
Dad: At least they don't club 'em.
He's the funny man around town.
My friend had a truck on his lawn full of firewood for the bonfire planned for later in the party. This guy who just arrived walks into the kitchen and says, "Hey, you know you've got a truck growing outta your lawn?" My friend replies, "Yeah, I planted a couple GMC emblems and it just sprouted up!" The guy, without a moment's hesitation says. "Damn, that's a real bumper crop!" Everyone in the kitchen died laughing and the guy, who didn't really know anyone there, instantly became the centre of the party.
Basically they gave me bumper to bumper repair coverage for an extra 50 a month. The loan officer told me that if I get the coverage and I need a tow at anytime, the coverage designates me a free tow whenever I need it.
So I says "no thanks, I've already got 10"
My son was inspecting the front bumper of my car. He said "Dad there's a lot of bugs on your bumper." I said "They should Dodge." I drive a Dodge Journey.