Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
A bug hit my windshield on the way to work this morning
I said “I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again”
What’s the last thing through a bugs mind when he hits your cars windshield?
How do you get a demon to wipe the condensation off your windshield?
Just ask him politely with a sqouija board.
What did the fly say to the windshield?
Windshield was a mess!
I asked my wife what kind of bird she thought did this.. she said "a doo-doo bird"
A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...
Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?
What did the fly say when he hit the windshield?
I don't have the guts to do that again!
Windshield wipers
Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick.
Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick
Trying to help a stranger with his windshield
Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo
I was driving and a rock chipped my windshield.
I sighed and thought to myself “that’s going to be a pain to replace”
I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
A bug hits the windshield.
“He’ll never have the guts to do that again.”
A lightning bug hit out windshield and left a glowing smear.
I said 'He won't have the guts to to that again'
Our car's windshield got a crack and was going to get repaired, enter dad
Sister: "Where will we get it (referring to the windshield) fixed"
Dad: "In the front of the car, ofcourse"
It's a very bad joke, but at least I now know my dad is 100% a father.
Every time a bug hits the windshield while dad's driving, he says...
"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
Just discovered this sub. My dad has said this for years every time a bug hits the windshield.
Bug Splatters
Dad- "You know what the last thing that went through that bug's head when he hit the windshield?"
Me- "No dad, what?"
Dad- "His ass!"
Gets em every time
A bug hit my windshield...
After seeing a parked car with a ticket on the windshield, my dad dropped this.
"I don't see what he did wrong, the sign says 'Fine for parking'".
Showed my own dad the post about the bugs hitting the windshield...
He says, "Actually, you ask: hey, what's the last thing that went through that bug's mind? Answer: its asshole."
What did the windshield wiper say to the bug?
I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again
A bug hit my windshield today...
I bet he wont have the guts to do that again.
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?
What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?
After a bug hit my windshield...
Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?
What’s the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly before it hits a windshield?
It’s asshole.
Thanks Dad!
What did one on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?
Bet you don't have the guts to do that again
What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
What was the last thing went through the bugs mimd when it hit the windshield?
A huge bug splattered on my windshield today
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again.
A bug hit my car windshield while I was driving.
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do it again...
What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind as it hits a windshield?
Every Time A Bug Hits The Windshield
"Do you know what the last thing that went through that bug's mind was?"
"What, Dad?"
"Its Ass!"
This is always followed by my dad almost laughing us into a head-on crash.
Every time a bug smashes into our windshield while driving down the road...
Dad: "I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
Every time a bug hits the windshield
"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
A Big bug hits the windshield when driving
I doubt he has the guts to do that again.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
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