What do you call a Snake that cleans your windshield ??

A Windshield Viper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiologicalMontana
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Windshield was a mess!

I asked my wife what kind of bird she thought did this.. she said "a doo-doo bird"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/75trombones
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What did the windshield wiper say to the bug?

I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_tiger253
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?

Its butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...

It said "Parking Fine"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What did the fly say when he hit the windshield?

I don't have the guts to do that again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Windshield wipers

Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick. Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazupy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?

His butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A bug hit my windshield today...

I bet he wont have the guts to do that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylie871
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo

It was a good trade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffy_assassins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?

Its ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaSerperior12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?

His ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djhorne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Trying to help a stranger with his windshield
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πŸ‘€︎ u/des_yeah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?

It’s ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grelma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I was driving and a rock chipped my windshield.

I sighed and thought to myself β€œthat’s going to be a pain to replace”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew_Sife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What did one on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?

Bet you don't have the guts to do that again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25hwhite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?

Its feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbRunOm
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What’s the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly before it hits a windshield?

It’s asshole.

Thanks Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivmaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?

It’s butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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After a bug hit my windshield...

Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottydane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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A bug hits the windshield.

β€œHe’ll never have the guts to do that again.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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A huge bug splattered on my windshield today

Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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A lightning bug hit out windshield and left a glowing smear.

I said 'He won't have the guts to to that again'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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What was the last thing went through the bugs mimd when it hit the windshield?

His ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux_Phish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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A bug hit my car windshield while I was driving.

Bet he doesn't have the guts to do it again...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind when it hits your windshield?

It’s bum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazabbo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Our car's windshield got a crack and was going to get repaired, enter dad

Sister: "Where will we get it (referring to the windshield) fixed"

Dad: "In the front of the car, ofcourse"

It's a very bad joke, but at least I now know my dad is 100% a father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shizrah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

its butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonesyface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind as it hits a windshield?

Its butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinsaber123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABellGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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Every time a bug hits the windshield while dad's driving, he says...

"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Just discovered this sub. My dad has said this for years every time a bug hits the windshield.

Bug Splatters

Dad- "You know what the last thing that went through that bug's head when he hit the windshield?"

Me- "No dad, what?"

Dad- "His ass!"

Gets em every time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wojtech
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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A bug hit my windshield...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/11lucy123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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Every Time A Bug Hits The Windshield

"Do you know what the last thing that went through that bug's mind was?"
"What, Dad?"
"Its Ass!"

This is always followed by my dad almost laughing us into a head-on crash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chr73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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Every time a bug smashes into our windshield while driving down the road...

Dad: "I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTeamJosh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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After seeing a parked car with a ticket on the windshield, my dad dropped this.

"I don't see what he did wrong, the sign says 'Fine for parking'".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icheissesatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Showed my own dad the post about the bugs hitting the windshield...

He says, "Actually, you ask: hey, what's the last thing that went through that bug's mind? Answer: its asshole."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naalie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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A Big bug hits the windshield when driving

I doubt he has the guts to do that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moondwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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So a bug hit my windshield while driving with my dad..

Dad - "Bet he wont have the guts to fly in front of you again!"

Me - Instant facepalm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLOW_ME_pls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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What's the last thing through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?

Its ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topbunkbitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield?

.... his ass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyman21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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What's the last thing a fly sees when he hits the windshield of a car?

His ass.

(Told at every opportunity.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonhocket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?

His butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Every time a bug hits the windshield

"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarek13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?

Its butt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonsword
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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