What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
A bug hit my windshield on the way to work this morning
I said βI bet you donβt have the guts to do that againβ
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Whatβs the last thing through a bugs mind when he hits your cars windshield?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you get a demon to wipe the condensation off your windshield?
Just ask him politely with a sqouija board.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What did the fly say to the windshield?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Windshield was a mess!
I asked my wife what kind of bird she thought did this.. she said "a doo-doo bird"
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︎ May 25 2020
A cop left a nice note on my windshield to let me know I'd parked my car correctly...
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What did the fly say when he hit the windshield?
I don't have the guts to do that again!
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Windshield wipers
Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick.
Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Trying to help a stranger with his windshield
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I was driving and a rock chipped my windshield.
I sighed and thought to myself βthatβs going to be a pain to replaceβ
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
A bug hits the windshield.
βHeβll never have the guts to do that again.β
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︎ Sep 02 2018
A lightning bug hit out windshield and left a glowing smear.
I said 'He won't have the guts to to that again'
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︎ Jul 09 2017
Our car's windshield got a crack and was going to get repaired, enter dad
Sister: "Where will we get it (referring to the windshield) fixed"
Dad: "In the front of the car, ofcourse"
It's a very bad joke, but at least I now know my dad is 100% a father.
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︎ Jul 30 2014
Every time a bug hits the windshield while dad's driving, he says...
"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
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︎ Dec 16 2016
Just discovered this sub. My dad has said this for years every time a bug hits the windshield.
Bug Splatters
Dad- "You know what the last thing that went through that bug's head when he hit the windshield?"
Me- "No dad, what?"
Dad- "His ass!"
Gets em every time
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︎ Sep 16 2013
A bug hit my windshield...
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︎ Aug 09 2013
After seeing a parked car with a ticket on the windshield, my dad dropped this.
"I don't see what he did wrong, the sign says 'Fine for parking'".
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︎ Oct 15 2013
Showed my own dad the post about the bugs hitting the windshield...
He says, "Actually, you ask: hey, what's the last thing that went through that bug's mind? Answer: its asshole."
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︎ Nov 06 2013
So a bug hit my windshield while driving with my dad..
Dad - "Bet he wont have the guts to fly in front of you again!"
Me - Instant facepalm.
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︎ Sep 05 2013
What did the windshield wiper say to the bug?
I bet you donβt have the guts to do that again
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︎ Mar 19 2020
A bug hit my windshield today...
I bet he wont have the guts to do that again.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Whatβs the last thing that goes through a flyβs mind when it hits your windshield?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What is the last thing that goes through a bugβs mind when it hits your windshield?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
After a bug hit my windshield...
Dad- "I'll Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
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︎ Aug 11 2014
Whatβs the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Whatβs the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly before it hits a windshield?
Itβs asshole.
Thanks Dad!
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︎ Jan 23 2019
What did one on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?
Bet you don't have the guts to do that again
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︎ Jun 03 2019
What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
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︎ May 18 2019
Whatβs the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Whatβs the last thing to go through a bugβs mind when it hits a windshield?
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What was the last thing went through the bugs mimd when it hit the windshield?
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︎ Feb 15 2018
A huge bug splattered on my windshield today
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again.
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︎ May 03 2018
A bug hit my car windshield while I was driving.
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do it again...
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Whatβs the last thing to go through a flyβs mind when it hits your windshield?
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︎ Oct 05 2017
*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
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︎ Oct 28 2015
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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︎ Jul 08 2017
What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind as it hits a windshield?
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︎ Sep 07 2017
Every Time A Bug Hits The Windshield
"Do you know what the last thing that went through that bug's mind was?"
"What, Dad?"
"Its Ass!"
This is always followed by my dad almost laughing us into a head-on crash.
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︎ Sep 15 2013
Every time a bug smashes into our windshield while driving down the road...
Dad: "I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
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︎ Nov 05 2013
Every time a bug hits the windshield
"Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"
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︎ Jun 19 2016
A Big bug hits the windshield when driving
I doubt he has the guts to do that again.
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︎ Jul 01 2014
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
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