Windshield Wiper Puns

A list of puns related to "Windshield Wiper"

What did the windshield wiper say to the bug?

I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again

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👤︎ u/red_tiger253
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Windshield wipers

Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick. Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick

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👤︎ u/Wazupy
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Friend of mine got a windshield wiper motor for his Yugo

It was a good trade

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👤︎ u/fluffy_assassins
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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How did the man with two butts die?

He was ass-ass-inated

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👤︎ u/_dkz_
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Driving down the highway in the rain..

and my sister complains that the windshield wipers aren't going fast enough for the weather. My dad replies: "They're already going 55mph, how much faster do you want them to go?"

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👤︎ u/crazikyle
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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