My dad asked me why I had a pair of socks in my glove compartment. β€œYou never know when you’ll need a dry pair of socks” I told him.

β€œSure you do, when the ones your wearing get wet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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accidental dad joke

I threw a light bulb in the glove compartment of my car, because it had burnt out at work, i'd swapped it, and put it in my pocket. I had put a black X on it in sharpie to mark it as bad. Some months later, someone was digging and found it. He asked me why i left it in the glove box, and i told him "yeah, i guess that's a bad idea." He slapped me at the next red light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamman500
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Homophones make you an easy target

As I'm getting into my dad's truck, I hit my knee on the glove compartment.

Dad: What did you hit?

Me: (guestures to the glove compartment) I just kneed this!

Dad: …but it's mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dropthebassoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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