A list of puns related to "Glove compartment"
“Sure you do, when the ones your wearing get wet.”
I threw a light bulb in the glove compartment of my car, because it had burnt out at work, i'd swapped it, and put it in my pocket. I had put a black X on it in sharpie to mark it as bad. Some months later, someone was digging and found it. He asked me why i left it in the glove box, and i told him "yeah, i guess that's a bad idea." He slapped me at the next red light.
As I'm getting into my dad's truck, I hit my knee on the glove compartment.
Dad: What did you hit?
Me: (guestures to the glove compartment) I just kneed this!
Dad: …but it's mine.
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