What did that hat say to the gloves?

You guys can stay here, I'm gonna go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.

Just call me Dyson Fury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My wife always criticizes me for wearing mittens instead of gloves in the winter.

But I don’t like to point fingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I’m giving away a pair of gloves that don’t fit me anymore.

Can somebody come take them off my hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I always keep an extra pair of gloves with me in the winter

They’re just a good thing to have on-hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ham-cum-rewritten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?

That's a bad mitten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I suspect my friend stole one of my gloves.

He definitely had a hand in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I am convinced that my friend helped someone steal one of my gloves.

He definitely had a hand in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.

I just think it’s catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolboonesfarm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I have way too many gloves

If anyone wants them, you're welcome to take them off my hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I invented gloves.

Okay, I'm lying, but at least I had a hand in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him β€œFuck that.”

I’m doing these prostate exams my way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WitnessChemical
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Went to the grocery store today. They told me gloves and a mask would be enough...

They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kratomom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeeperOfCarl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.

I guess I’ll have to settle for bad mitten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bci1516
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?

The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getonmylevel205
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them

Guess you could say I’m feeling a little blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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A man walks into a doctors office. β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. β€œIt’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. β€œBlimey!” Says the doctor, β€œhow do your trousers fit?” β€œLike a glove.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenTranslator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Just got back from the grocery store they said all you need is gloves and a mask- they lied

everyone else was wearing clothes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deepspacesquid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What I like about glove jokes

Is that they always come in handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eorst
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Have exposure to COVID19 caused you to wear masks and gloves?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation

-Not OC-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Glove at first sight.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Glove is all you need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/assemtotes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.

Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savantard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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If I get a message on my phone after midnight I always assume it's about disposable gloves

because it's a late-text (latex)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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There were a lot of complaints about gloves not fitting.

It was really getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsyaboilmaoooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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If you're meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time, always wear a bright long-sleeved shirt, gloves and shorts.

You want them to think you're a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I lost one of my gloves so now I only have a left...

Which is good on one hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What glove size does a psychic wear?

Medium gloves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandrake53
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My daughter brought her boyfriend over the over day when all of a sudden, a pair of goalie gloves fell out of his bag. It was this moment that I knew.

He's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimApocalypse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I was out at Harbor Freight today with my dad getting gloves for welding, he said they fit perfect.

I said, "Like a glove."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatKidFromTarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Glove and Boots | What is Pun? - 5:12 youtube.com/watch?v=RNta_…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusRune
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerafoo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I know this one guy who builds special gloves for people who want to carry weapons.

I guess you could say that he's a blacksmitten.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I stopped making gloves because I couldn’t handle it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kableewey
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My son collects baseball memorabilia, so I got him a vintage Yogi Berra glove for his birthday.

He thought it was fake, but I assured him it's legit a mitt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyID
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What does a golden gloves lawyer write?

Boxer's briefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I asked my buddy if he could hit up the boss for some gloves for me

But my buddy told me to grow a pair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinierto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on

They call me Dyson Fury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barderz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket

They lied, everyone else has clothes on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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